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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674116 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4710 on: June 22, 2013, 07:31:17 pm »
Be rich, but sober.

WWUD if military prisoners adopted dwarves like cats?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4711 on: June 24, 2013, 04:15:39 am »
Urist slaps the modder in the head, bruising the skin through the fourth wall!

WWUD if an army of bloodsucking mosquitoes descended upon the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4712 on: June 24, 2013, 07:19:06 am »
Giant Mosquito cancels wreak havoc: alcohol poisioning

WWUD with <<-Dwarf Blood Barrel->> given that dwarven blood is 99,(9)% alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4713 on: June 24, 2013, 03:06:15 pm »
Urist has died of thirst: can't drink the other 0.1% of Dwarf Blood.

WWUD if he didn't care about drinking dwarf blood (or eating sentients in general).
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4714 on: June 24, 2013, 03:07:08 pm »
Commit suicide for agreeing with the elves on something.

WWUD if all dwarfs had become elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4715 on: June 24, 2013, 07:07:59 pm »
Monetize all the wood

WWUD if beds didn't need wood?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4716 on: June 24, 2013, 07:58:50 pm »
Invent spiked beds to use as minecart shotgun ammo, because beds are now free.

What Would Urist McNoble do if a rival political party arrived preaching that heretical philosophy of freedom from mandates?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4717 on: June 24, 2013, 08:08:37 pm »
Have his rivals hammered for not making enough slade toy forges.

WWUD if he discovered he could get drunk faster on pure alcohol?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4718 on: June 25, 2013, 01:38:21 pm »
you mean dwarves haven't been brewing and drinking pure alcohol this whole time?

...well, he'd start brewing and drinking pure alcohol then.

WWUD with a tomato?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4719 on: June 26, 2013, 02:45:16 am »
Make tomato schnapps, then throw it at a dabbling comedian.

WWUD if someone informed him that you can't throw sugar, sugar, more sugar, and even more sugar on a counter, cram it together and call it a roast?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4720 on: June 26, 2013, 02:48:42 am »
Burn them at the stake for being an elf sympathizer.

WWUD if he was burnt at the stake?
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4721 on: June 26, 2013, 09:25:36 pm »
Come back as a ghost and suck the life out of each and every elf, goblin and cat within a hundred miles. And then wander about muttering to himself about lay pewter mandates and the lack of a well.

WWUD if Armok decided to change all his body mass into cobwebs except for his fat, which became adamantine, and his hair, which became rose gold?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4722 on: June 26, 2013, 09:37:05 pm »
Tear the adamantine and rose gold out of himself in a fittingly dwarven display of stupidity greed and take them to be stocked with the other precious metals. Urist McUselessWebCollector comes by later to gather Urist's remaining cobwebby bits.

WWUD in a game of hide and seek?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4723 on: June 26, 2013, 09:51:30 pm »
Atom smash himself into some sort of pocket dimension. It's the only way the beard sense can't detect him.

WWUD if booze required water to be made?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4724 on: July 03, 2013, 01:28:56 am »
Everyone dies from alcohol withdrawal because Urist can't figure out how to use a bucket.

WWUD if the daily special at the still was giant cave spider venom wine?
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