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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674117 times)

flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4695 on: June 17, 2013, 08:45:28 pm »
Find a way to derive booze from elves.

WWUD if he was forced to drink Hippie Ale (Elf blood booze)
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4696 on: June 17, 2013, 08:51:22 pm »
Die from the syndrome Hippie Ale carries which causes foliage to germinate in the victim's blood.

WWUD if everyone else in the world drank Hippie Ale and were transformed into shambling Dwarven Treants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4697 on: June 17, 2013, 09:38:18 pm »
It's like a zombie apocalypse! It's even the easy kind where they are slow and stupid. Urist grabs his axe and goes to town.

WWUD if the treant-dwarves were instead fast and deadly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4698 on: June 17, 2013, 10:51:11 pm »
Cry heartily about how Treants aren't meant to be fast and how fast treants ruined the genre world.

WWUD if he fermented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4699 on: June 17, 2013, 11:54:14 pm »
Drink himself dry.

WWUD if he drank himself dry?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4700 on: June 21, 2013, 12:38:06 pm »
Start looking for containers, ingredients and a still to make more drinks.

WWUD if there was no still?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4701 on: June 21, 2013, 02:08:51 pm »
Enable any construction labor and construct five stills.

WWUD if there were no wood, no rock, no metal, no glass, and no still?
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4702 on: June 21, 2013, 02:09:57 pm »
Go into a mood and make a bone still.

WWUD if he became a legendary necromancer from creating a bone still?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4703 on: June 21, 2013, 06:27:12 pm »
Zombie Beer.

WWUD with cows that gave booze instead of milk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4704 on: June 21, 2013, 09:51:26 pm »
Thermonuclear cowsplosion

WWUD if magma and alcohol switched places?
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So here I am, logging into the Bay12 Forums.  I'm not sure whether to feel happy about this, or sullenly admit the loss of what little remained of my soul after all of this Fun.  So much Fun.  So, so much Fun.  <shudders>
First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4705 on: June 21, 2013, 10:06:50 pm »
Urist McThirsty cancels drink: Dead x500000000000

WWUD if he was the last living or non-living thing in existence?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4706 on: June 21, 2013, 10:20:53 pm »
We won't know that until we open the box.

WWUD if all adamantine pillars started floating on magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4707 on: June 22, 2013, 01:08:13 am »
Build his fortress on a pile of goblins. It's almost as good as springs at protecting your buildings from earthquakes.

WWUD if he was at the moment searching for socks in the pile of goblins used as earthquake protection?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4708 on: June 22, 2013, 03:26:25 am »
A necromancer arrives, raising some goblins around as zombies. Urist throws a sock at the necro, killing 'em. The military proceeds to kill the zombies.

WWUD if his quarters were carved into adamantine with SMR walls?
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4709 on: June 22, 2013, 03:39:21 am »
Get a new quarter and brace for the constant mining noise that'll come.

WWUD if booze turned into adamantine.
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