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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674079 times)

Chimpanzee

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4650 on: June 07, 2013, 08:56:33 am »
Eat dwarves, including themselves.
WWUD if he was in such a situation (out of elves) but was not a cannibal?
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Tinyheavyistiny

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4651 on: June 07, 2013, 10:05:22 am »
He would go mad and eat Magma

WWUD if his mouth was on fire?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4652 on: June 07, 2013, 10:15:16 am »
Drink booze in an attempt to quench his sudden extreme thirst. There are no survivors.

WWUD if Tron?
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Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4653 on: June 07, 2013, 07:15:02 pm »
Light cycles!
Urist McDwarf has died after colliding with an obstacle
WWUD if WarGames?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4654 on: June 07, 2013, 07:18:55 pm »
Would you like to play a game? Let's play thermonuclearfeline war.

What would Urist do if World War 3 and !!Cats!! everywhere?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4655 on: June 07, 2013, 07:50:30 pm »
Build a !!Cat!!apult.

WWUD if a force of light has arrived...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4656 on: June 07, 2013, 08:28:55 pm »
Vomit profusely.

WWUD if the force of light was appalled by the dwarves' actions and was about to leave?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4657 on: June 07, 2013, 09:09:07 pm »
They'll find themselves trapped, since there are no doors. Urist McU.R.I.S.T closed them. Then they find themselves getting stabbed repeatedly to death as Urist take their fine socks.

WWUD if goblins started digging and breaking walls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4658 on: June 07, 2013, 09:28:04 pm »
dammit ninja'd

Magma Moat, nuf said

WWUD if goblins were magma safe
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4659 on: June 07, 2013, 09:31:30 pm »
Add water.

WWUD with a few dozen obsidian-encased goblins?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4660 on: June 07, 2013, 09:34:43 pm »
Make a human chess set.

WWUD if chess replaced torture as the new hit sport?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4661 on: June 07, 2013, 09:51:36 pm »
Play chess AND torture the losers.

WWUD if goblins started digging and breaking walls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4662 on: June 08, 2013, 02:39:13 am »
Cage traps, prison submerged in the magma sea. With clay walls.

WWUD if the Forgotten Beast Volvagia had come? A tremendous dragon composed of fire. Its red scales are set far apart. Beware its deadly breath!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4663 on: June 08, 2013, 04:56:31 am »
Urist: *poke*
The forgotten beast has died.

What would Urist McLegendaryBrewer do if someone pointed out that booze takes more than 5 seconds to ferment?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4664 on: June 08, 2013, 10:32:49 am »
Mercilessly slaughter that elf in disguise. Every dwarf knows that the booze is stored in the beard until fermentation is finished.

WWUD if fluffy wamblers sieged the fortress.
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