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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674080 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4635 on: June 03, 2013, 07:37:40 pm »
Ride his war raptor mount into battle with the bird people of Corvus 7.

WWUD if the mountainhome invaded the fortress to stop the world obliteration device from being completed?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4636 on: June 04, 2013, 02:12:13 am »
Nothing when the Mountainhomes instead join and help the fortress after finding out the sheer dorfiness of the contraption.

What would Urist McOverseer do if the world obliteration was completed.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4637 on: June 04, 2013, 03:17:48 am »
Destroy the multiverse.
Dwarf Fortress.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.

WWUD if he suddenly realized that wheat is used to make bread, not roasts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4638 on: June 04, 2013, 04:37:49 am »
Make bread roast.

WWUD if he found out breads don't need to be roasted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4639 on: June 05, 2013, 04:21:47 pm »
Roast bread.

What would Urist do if he developed faster-than-light space travel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4640 on: June 05, 2013, 09:01:39 pm »
Ditch the planet, only to have his mushroomcutting limit imposed by the elfoids.

WWUD if his fortress-spaceship landed on a bizarro world inhabited by dwarves commonly named Armok, and controlled by a god named Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4641 on: June 05, 2013, 09:09:48 pm »
Log onto Cove 21 and start a thread named What Would Armok Do?

What would Armok do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4642 on: June 06, 2013, 12:39:11 am »
Try to get some magma and fail at it. Then pray for a wonder from Urist and get flooded with it.

What Would Divine Urist Do having the power to not-so-accidentally magma everything?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4643 on: June 06, 2013, 01:45:28 am »
Magma everything.

WWUD if everything was magma'd?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4644 on: June 06, 2013, 02:23:24 am »
Obsidian everything.

WWUD if everything was obsidian'd?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4645 on: June 06, 2013, 04:32:56 pm »
Rock elves with obsidian blades.
What would the elves sell other than obsidian?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4646 on: June 06, 2013, 10:45:16 pm »
Export: Dendrophilia
Import: MURDER
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4647 on: June 06, 2013, 11:05:44 pm »
WWUD if CATS EVERYWHERE
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4648 on: June 07, 2013, 04:52:54 am »
Feast.

WWUD if the elves ate his cat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4649 on: June 07, 2013, 08:45:59 am »
Remove [INTELLIGENCE] from elves, feast on elves.

WWUD if they're out of elves?
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