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[Remuthra]

Run off the map with the booze hoard to the mountain halls before the dwarves can get their militia organized.

WWUD if Armok charged him with the creation of the First Anvil?

[Lagslayer]

Urist has been possessed!

This is a Dwarf Soul Anvil. Of all craftsdwarfship, it is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of rage. it is studded with glory. On the item is an image of a dwarf in dwarf blood. The dwarf is forging his own soul into solid form. The image refers to the creation of ForgeGlory by Urist at the dawn of time.



WWUD if souls were rediscovered as a crafting material?

[Kolnukbyne]

Soul Block walls.

WWUD if he needed to create some kind of colossal, possibly wall-like structure, to protect from the Mongol Goblin hordes?

[flame99]

Turn them into !!MONGOLSGOBLIN HORDES!!

WWUD if he was the overseer?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

UI strikes Urist in the head, tearing the brai... beard. nuff said.


WWUD if Toady added bards and other musicians as nobles in next version?

[Chimpanzee]

Become a stonecrafter and make rock instruments.
Flee from the nails-scratching-stones ear beard rape.

WWUD if he was a bard?

[Lagslayer]

This is a fine thornwood lute tune. It menaces with tales of terror. It is studded with gore. The lyrics depict a dwarf and goblins. The dwarf is making a rude gesture. The goblins are striking menacing poses. The lyrics refer to the goblin siege on the mountainhome in the winter of 56.

WWUD if the husks outside wanted to trade?

[Eric Blank]

Trade rough-hewn cast-obsidian walls for fewer husks.

WWUD if the husks didn't bumrush the obsidian caster corridor like he'd planned?

[Olith McHuman]

He would get distracted and do something else. Then the husks bumrush the fort through the gates he left open.

What would Urist McOverseer do if his citizens complained that his death trap megaprojects were more of a threat to the fort than its enemies?

[Chimpanzee]

Become brainbearddead. Press Q-a-P while hovering over the self-destruct lever.

WW Chimpanzee do if he was told to write a list of the pros of elves compared to other races? (he thinks they are scum, as usual)

[Kolnukbyne]

Go mad from lack of materials required to complete the work.

WWUD if every position, from Wood Burner to King, could only be achieved through killing someone currently in that position?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Get killed by Udib.

What Would Udib Do after becoming Urist?

[Eric Blank]

Become one with his more feminine side. Then get stabbed in the back by Zon.

What would Elfy Mcenvironmentalist do if the ecosystem was collapsing because there were humans within a 100 mile radius of anything whatsoever? Because we all know that humans are unnatural and extremely toxic to all life forms. And also evil.

[wer6]

Call the Daleks to eliminate all Humans in return for A working space ship.

WW Elfymc Environmentalist do if the Daleks stole his spess ship and started bringing more Daleks?

[Remuthra]

Impose mandates on the amount of trees they run over when they land.

WWUD if DF 2.0.0?