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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674069 times)

Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4605 on: May 30, 2013, 08:18:57 pm »
Get really damn drunk.

WWUD if zeppelins?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4606 on: May 31, 2013, 05:02:03 am »
Watch them fall from the sky due to floating in the air not being implemented. Oh, the dwarfality!

WWUD if she could make one thing immediately implemented in the game?
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Tinyheavyistiny

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4607 on: May 31, 2013, 10:23:11 am »
She would make magma cannons available on embarkment and they cost very little.

WWUD if he found an Adamantine guitar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4608 on: May 31, 2013, 10:58:44 am »
Urist strikes the guitar in the strings with his third finger, left hand, bruising it!
The guitar counterstrikes!
Guitar hacks Urist in left arm with it's strings and the severed part sails off in an arc!


WWUD with an adamantite string and a pile of masterwork mechanisms?
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Quote from: Girlinhat on September 15, 2014, 10:53:22 am
Therefore, starve your metalsmiths for maximum gains.

Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4609 on: May 31, 2013, 12:56:39 pm »
Invent a tripwire trap

WWUD if he tripped over an adamantine string he didnt see
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4610 on: May 31, 2013, 01:33:16 pm »
Deconstruct the trap and use the string to sew his legs back on.

WWUD if magma was edible, but not any cooler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4611 on: May 31, 2013, 02:53:24 pm »
Sell a barrel of *magma roast* to elves.

WWUD if someone invented cream that would prevent cave adaption? Of course, one of it's indegrient would be magma...
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Quote from: Girlinhat on September 15, 2014, 10:53:22 am
Therefore, starve your metalsmiths for maximum gains.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4612 on: May 31, 2013, 03:09:06 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on May 31, 2013, 01:33:16 pm
Deconstruct the trap and use the string to sew his legs back on.

WWUD if magma was edible, but not any cooler?

market it as a way to burn off all that internal fat
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4613 on: May 31, 2013, 04:26:40 pm »
Gah! You broke it!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4614 on: May 31, 2013, 05:33:52 pm »
Let's try this again. This is where we left off...
Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on May 31, 2013, 02:53:24 pm
Sell a barrel of *magma roast* to elves.

WWUD if someone invented cream that would prevent cave adaption? Of course, one of it's indegrient would be magma...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4615 on: May 31, 2013, 10:26:09 pm »
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He enjoyed the warm sunshine. He sustained minor injuries lately.
His face is melted.

WWUD if he noticed that all of the fort's fishing was being done by a ghost?
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Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4616 on: June 01, 2013, 12:16:29 am »
Become jealous of the ghost's fishing prowess and slab that mo'fo into nonexistance.

WW Urist's full name be if U.R.I.S.T were actually initials?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4617 on: June 01, 2013, 03:16:07 am »
United Republic of unIntelligent Sentient Tumors

WWUD if he was U.R.I.S.T.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4618 on: June 01, 2013, 03:50:06 am »
Take over the royal quarters and mandate the production of ☼rat roast☼.

WWUD if she was U.R.I.S.T's wife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4619 on: June 01, 2013, 11:12:43 am »
Unfortunately "fail to notice" the kobold thief that snuck in, stabbed her husband in the spine, and made off with an ☼adamantine coin☼.

WWUD if THIEF! PROTECT THE HORDE FROM SKULKING FILTH!
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