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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674042 times)

Chimpanzee

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4545 on: May 19, 2013, 09:54:13 am »
Dump rocks on elven caravans.

WWUD if she was forced to ride one of the elephants of Boatmurdered?
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4546 on: May 19, 2013, 09:04:38 pm »
ride her !!Elephant!! into !!battle!! while wielding a !!platinum war hammer!!, because that's what a !!dwarf!! would do

WWUD if she fell off her !!Elephant!!?
« Last Edit: May 19, 2013, 09:06:16 pm by Urist Mcfortwrecker »
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4547 on: May 19, 2013, 09:27:22 pm »
Burn to death.

WWUD if she could cure any wound or ill?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4548 on: May 19, 2013, 10:01:42 pm »
Go on break for a month, get a drink, then use all the adamantine thread.

WWUD with his very own war giant sponge mount?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4549 on: May 19, 2013, 11:12:54 pm »
Kill everything, and then try to kill his mount, but get killed by it.

WWUD if he got killed by a demon in HFS, but just appeared in HFS again due to his sins against... well, everything?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4550 on: May 19, 2013, 11:28:48 pm »
Invade the fortress, head straight for the booze stockpile.

WWUD if his innards decided they wanted to revolt against him for his consumption of too much booze and cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4551 on: May 20, 2013, 02:59:02 am »
The large intestine strangles the dwarf!
The stomach punches the dwarf in the head, shattering the skull, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Urist has been struck down.
And now you have a flashing named stomach moving around your fort however it is that stomachs move.

What would the elves do if the dwarfs suddenly started requesting salads?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4552 on: May 20, 2013, 04:14:44 am »
Arrive with a caravan with 5 carts of salads, and blame the dwarves when the kobolds ate them all.

WW Coraibold Do if a dwarf stole something from his camp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4553 on: May 20, 2013, 10:44:43 am »
Tantrum at the loss of his *-+*Leather Thong*+-*.

WWUD if there was mud in drinking water.
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Chimpanzee

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4554 on: May 20, 2013, 11:43:03 am »
Would go to the nearby booze stockpile.

WWUD if the mayor mandated the production of a drum? (pre-0.34.08, remember fellows?)
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Quote from: CognitiveDissonance on April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am
"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4555 on: May 20, 2013, 12:32:02 pm »
Make a mace and use the mayor's head as a drum.

WWUD if the mayor mandated the construction of beds, barrels, warhammers and flasks?
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Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4556 on: May 21, 2013, 05:16:09 am »
Haul stone, make stone instruments, finally get around to butchering the turkeys. Anything BUT fulfil the mandates, the mayor shall never have his way.

WW Urist McBlacksmith do if metal bars felt pain and screamed when hurt?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4557 on: May 21, 2013, 02:35:52 pm »
Urist McBlacksmith has been miserable lately. He was forced to melt sentient bars of metal recently. He has had terrible nightmares recently. He has been attacked by the dead recently.

His left arm is missing. His left lung is missing.



WWUD if the hammerer confiscated all the booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4558 on: May 22, 2013, 05:35:40 am »
Hammer the hammerer and get hammered by guard captain in response.

WWUD if booze barrels would fight to defend their precious contents because of some crazy spell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4559 on: May 22, 2013, 08:59:46 pm »
*Urist McDrunk strikes the barrel in the head, denting the head*
*Barrel is struck down*
*Urist McDrunk throws a tantrum!




WWUD if he lost to said barrel?
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