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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674033 times)

Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4530 on: May 17, 2013, 06:08:58 pm »
Uristealadkafkura has been struck down! Catten begins to feast on the remains!

What would Yurinst do if he was a dwarven terrorist leader?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4531 on: May 17, 2013, 06:15:38 pm »
Set the booze stockpile on fire.

WWUD if he discovered his best friend was wearing a fake beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4532 on: May 17, 2013, 06:22:57 pm »
Don't mind, since he's a beard wearing a fake dwarf.

WWUD if all the cats in the fort turned into FBs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4533 on: May 17, 2013, 06:37:25 pm »
Be adopted by Keilogarath, the Thousand Screams. Beware its deadly blood!

WWUD if immune to death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4534 on: May 17, 2013, 10:07:48 pm »
Get a mood and go berserk when he can't get shells. Bye bye fort.

If Urist died and got to challenge Death to a game for his life, what game would he chose?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4535 on: May 17, 2013, 10:20:26 pm »
The DF drinking game.

WWUD if air pressure were implemented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4536 on: May 17, 2013, 10:47:06 pm »
Explode, very messily.

WWUD if his beard was a sponge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4537 on: May 17, 2013, 11:19:26 pm »
Soak in it booze. Works as a waterskin AND a blunt weapon!

WWUD if his only weapon to fight a horde of goblins was his booze-soaked beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4538 on: May 18, 2013, 01:04:09 am »
Become Legendary +4 Bearddwarf.

WWUD if elves were magma-resistant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4539 on: May 18, 2013, 12:10:31 pm »
Use mighty spears!

WWUD if he turned into A elf? With A beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4540 on: May 18, 2013, 03:11:27 pm »
Reject that reality and substitute his own, in which he is a beard, with a dwarf

WW Urist McMayor do if he saw a lever but could not get to it to pull it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4541 on: May 18, 2013, 03:27:18 pm »
Mandate the lever be pulled, send thirty dwarves to starve in prison because nobody can reach it. Turns out that was the lever to the main gates anyway, and now a goblin siege is inside wrecking the place.

WWUD if there was a ghost following his wife around, screaming loudly at her?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4542 on: May 19, 2013, 08:00:45 am »
Kick her out of their home. He aint gon' deal with dat!

WWUD if a pile of items on one tile could act as a ramp or wall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4543 on: May 19, 2013, 09:45:01 am »
Move the pile of items around and construct a ramp in the same place.

WWUD if he would be attacked by a glass cannon spider FB made of steam with deadly dust and webs?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4544 on: May 19, 2013, 09:49:44 am »
Make the glass cannon into a terrarium and capture the FB in it.

WWUD if all the magma cooled into rock?
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