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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 674031 times)

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4515 on: May 15, 2013, 02:59:51 pm »
Be shunned from society.





WWUD if he were shunned from society?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4516 on: May 16, 2013, 10:17:00 am »
Power lift. Come back to reality. Crush skulls of those who shunned him. Seize the fortress as his own.

WWUD If elves told him to stop cutting down the tree he was chopping at?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4517 on: May 16, 2013, 10:39:28 am »
Chop down the elves. Then the tree. And a couple extra ones for the trouble.

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RenoFox

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4518 on: May 16, 2013, 01:21:31 pm »
Get wasted with water and party with the carp until elves kill him with magma.

WWUD if dwarves invented asbestos?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4519 on: May 16, 2013, 01:34:29 pm »
Make an artifact headscarf out of it.

WWUD if Decepticons landed, demanding their pig tails and product as tribute?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4520 on: May 16, 2013, 03:05:21 pm »
Sic the FB army at them and lock the fort as the battle unfold.

WWUD if he embarked on an ark fort that float around the ocean?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4521 on: May 16, 2013, 03:53:24 pm »
Try to grab a sock that fell off the boat because he parked the wagon on the edge the arc and drown.





WWUD if he actually knew how to drive a wagon?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4522 on: May 16, 2013, 04:04:17 pm »
Get to the embark a lot faster.

WWUD if he was accosted by terrible vermin and forced to talk to a grudge recently?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4523 on: May 16, 2013, 07:20:18 pm »
Kill the grudge and make his skin into a legendary left low-boot.

WWUD if there were crops to pick?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4524 on: May 16, 2013, 08:49:58 pm »
Haul rocks instead.

WWUD if he had a procrastination problem?
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hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4525 on: May 16, 2013, 10:56:01 pm »
Urist cancel procrastinate: On break

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4526 on: May 17, 2013, 03:32:47 am »
Break the guy that made that rule. Right after a 15 hour nap.

WWUD if he couldn't find his bed because of all of the old clothing on the floor?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4527 on: May 17, 2013, 05:09:50 pm »
Sleep on the largest lump he can find - it's probably either his bed or his pet goat died in there.

WWUD if he obsessed over the inherent unfairness of the current system of government?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4528 on: May 17, 2013, 05:46:08 pm »
Get himself shipped off to the furthest deathtrap fortress by the government tools Migration Management Board.

WWUD if a dragon riding a bigger dragon attacked the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4529 on: May 17, 2013, 06:06:49 pm »
Kill them accidentally by throwing a lead bin at them while he's tantrumming. Become hero of fort.

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