Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 674014 times)

hops · « **Reply #4500 on:** May 10, 2013, 12:20:14 am »

Urist McNeo cancel revelation: interrupted by Agent Carp

WWUD if carps started flocking to underwater caves and build civilizations?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4501 on:** May 11, 2013, 03:12:09 am »

Give up and go to live with the humans.

WWUD if he tasted the watery substance that humans think is beer?

hops · « **Reply #4502 on:** May 11, 2013, 04:13:48 am »

Get arrested for poisoning a man, when Urist actually was just giving him 'real beers'

WWUD if he move faster the less alcohol he has in his system?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4503 on:** May 11, 2013, 07:13:38 am »

Sob profusely as the Overseer forced all unimportant dwarves to form a disjointed part of society where they are forced to drink water.

WWUD if he discovered a portal to Bay 13?

Urist Mcfortwrecker · « **Reply #4504 on:** May 11, 2013, 02:43:16 pm »

cover it in magma
WWUD if he was in minecraft? (sorry but i know someone will do something witty)

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #4505 on:** May 11, 2013, 05:33:17 pm »

Use careful exploitation of the way fluids work in minecraft in order to spread magma over the entirety of the "planet".

WWUD if he was transformed into a bearded DF dragon that had alcohol breath rather than fire breath?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4506 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:59:18 pm »

Become the new king of dwarves.

WWUD if alcohol quieted those insane voices in his head?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4507 on:** May 11, 2013, 07:00:36 pm »

Become lonely.

WWUD if he became a dwarven rockstar?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4508 on:** May 11, 2013, 07:04:22 pm »

God damnit, ninja'd twice!
Write the single worst song ever, try to play it on a rock lute. Get beaten with trousers.

WWUD if he was swept away by a horde of yak cows?

Kolnukbyne · « **Reply #4509 on:** May 11, 2013, 10:27:58 pm »

Live with the yaks as one of them, learn their ways and atain their powers. This is how Urist became... Yak-Dwarf.

WWUD if super-heros inhabited his world?

hops · « **Reply #4510 on:** May 11, 2013, 10:57:00 pm »

Green Gobbo cancel trash fort: interrupted by Spider-dwarf

WWUD if he is playing a game where he play as a human playing Dwarf Fortress?

flame99 · « **Reply #4511 on:** May 12, 2013, 12:56:05 am »

Commit suicide to escape his non-dwarfiness.

WWUD if there was a slenderman siege?

grimman007 · « **Reply #4512 on:** May 15, 2013, 07:30:08 am »

Throw D-Class at them.

WWUD if he and his fort were designated as SCPs?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4513 on:** May 15, 2013, 10:03:07 am »

Confound the poor hooligans and breach containment by tearing down walls of any material by simply standing next to them, tunneling through stone like a lizard in soft sand with naught but a copper pickaxe, and being entirely ridiculous and unpredictable to the uninitiated.

WWUD if his overseer was abducted by the SCP to enforce containment protocols on the dwarves?

grimman007 · « **Reply #4514 on:** May 15, 2013, 02:02:21 pm »

Be suspicious about the recent disappearances lately.

WWUD if he was a half-elf, half-dwarf monstrosity?

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