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[Olith McHuman]

Ohh, a free !!sock!!

WWUD if he discovered that he could keep his beer in a nethercap cabinet?

[Mr Space Cat]

Urist licks the frozen dwarven beer lump. x99

WWUD with nethercap ballista bolts?

[Olith McHuman]

Shoot a goblin in the heart. A combination of shot in the heart and cold as ice can be heard playing in the background.

WWUD with a slade bowling ball?

[Urist Mcfortwrecker]

go goblin bowling

WWUDI he had to choose a material to make a planepacked weapon out of?

[Remuthra]

Why, shell, of course. Nothing but a few million shells.

WWUD if everyone in the civ got a strange mood at once?

[Urist Mcfortwrecker]

I MUST HAVE SHELLS!
Urist cancels be sane: wanted godam shells

[Kolnukbyne]

Aaaand you broke it. I'll interpret that as "WWUD if he didn't have enough shells"

Lose at Mario Kart.

WWUD if goblins, elves, humans, clowns and a minotaur invited him to go minecart racing?

[Olith McHuman]

The result is much like NASCAR, except that it is interesting to watch.

WWUD if the clowns invented picks?

[Urist Mcfortwrecker]

take them and mine slade, as that is clearly the only thing clowns could mine

[Mr Space Cat]

WWUD with a borked thread?

[Xanmyral]

Turn it into cotton candy thread.

WWUD if sense of smell was implemented?

[flame99]

Play by sense of smell.

WWUD if he was the pinball wizard?

[WaffleEggnog]

Kill everyone with pinballs

WUDD if he lived in present day?

[Eric Blank]

Urist would get drunk, disorderly, assault someone, go to prison and promptly go berserk.

WWUD if he all he could find in every barrel he searched was rope reed fiber mittens soaked in plain old water?

[itisnotlogical]

Invent rope reed fiber mitten whiskey.

WWUD if he discovered the RAWs?