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[Lagslayer]

Become a quest giver in adventure mode. All you have to do is pull some nondescript lever in some completely unrelated fortress and he will give you the most wonderful pair of socks.

WWUD if he was a legendary +5 waxworker?

[hops]

Create Waxpacked

Spoiler: Obviously it's packed with wax (click to show/hide)

This is a Wax statue. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax and Wax, studded with Wax, decorated with Wax and Wax and encircled with bands of Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax and Wax. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax and Wax and menaces with spikes of Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax, Wax and Wax. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Wax.
On the item is an image of Ngokang Haterampart the goblin and dwarves in Wax. Ngokang Haterampart is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the goblin Ngokang Haterampart as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the late summer of 204.
On the item is an image of Mistem Puretown the dwarf and Crazethin the grimeling in Wax. Crazethin is striking down Mistem Puretown. The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Mistem Puretown by the grimeling Crazethin in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203. On the item is an image of diamonds in Wax. On the item is an image of buckets in Wax. On the item is an image of shining suns in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of toads in Wax. On the item is an image of a Tower-cap in Wax. On the item is an image of a shortfin mako shark in Wax. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Imush Towerurged the dwarf and Aslot Spideryurges the goblin in Wax. Aslot Spideryurges is shooting Imush Towerurged. The artwork relates to the shooting of the dwarf Imush Towerurged by the goblin Aslot Spideryurges in Ravenlabors in the midsummer of 204 during The Fourth Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of a Wax in Wax. On the item is an image of a shining sun in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Wax. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of a purring maggot in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Crazethin the grimeling and Kadol Basementhushed the dwarf in Wax. Kadol Basementhushed is striking down Crazethin. The artwork relates to the killing of the grimeling Crazethin by the dwarf Kadol Basementhushed in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203. On the item is an image of a Longland grass in Wax. On the item is an image of a Tower-cap in Wax. On the item is an image of thick crescents in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a diamond in Wax. On the item is an image of a wave in Wax. On the item is an image of two Waxs in Wax. On the item is an image of sweet pods in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of mountains in Wax. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of three Waxs in Wax. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155.
On the item is an image of Ago Menacetrap the goblin and Alath Helmedabbey the Imperial Spring of Drills the dwarf in Wax. Alath Helmedabbey the Imperial Spring of Drills is striking down Ago Menacetrap. The artwork relates to the killing of the goblin Ago Menacetrap by the dwarf Alath Helmedabbey the Imperial Spring of Drills in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 205 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors.
On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155. On the item is an image of squares in Wax. On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17.
On the item is an image of Drufuchakin the kobold and Datan Treatydawned the dwarf in Wax. Datan Treatydawned is striking down Drufuchakin. The artwork relates to the killing of the kobold Drufuchakin by the dwarf Datan Treatydawned in Ravenlabors in the early winter of 206 during The Fourth Attempted Theft at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of two toads in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a thick crescent in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a rope reed in Wax. On the item is an image of two full moons in Wax. On the item is an image of circles in Wax. On the item is an image of Aslot Spideryurges the goblin and dwarves in Wax. Aslot Spideryurges is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the goblin Aslot Spideryurges as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the midsummer of 204. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of mountains in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Crazethin the grimeling and Kadol Basementhushed the dwarf in Wax. Kadol Basementhushed is striking down Crazethin. The artwork relates to the killing of the grimeling Crazethin by the dwarf Kadol Basementhushed in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203.
On the item is an image of Tun Racewheel the dwarf in Wax. Tun Racewheel is laboring. The artwork relates to the settling of the dwarf Tun Racewheelin Ravenlabors in the midspring of 203. On the item is an image of two Maples in Wax. On the item is an image of diamonds in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of two Larchs in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a sweet pod in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of mountains in Wax. On the item is an image of hidden moons in Wax. On the item is an image of toads in Wax. On the item is an image of Cilob Racetrade the dwarf in Wax. Cilob Racetrade is laboring. The artwork relates to the settling of the dwarf Cilob Racetradein Ravenlabors in the midspring of 203. On the item is an image of mountains in Wax. On the item is an image of a Longland grass in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Ngerxung Menaceriddled the Magical Tomes of Disloyalty the goblin and dwarves in Wax. Ngerxung Menaceriddled the Magical Tomes of Disloyalty is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the goblin Ngerxung Menaceriddled the Magical Tomes of Disloyalty as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early summer of 204. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of cages in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of four mountains in Wax. On the item is an image of a plump helmet in Wax. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1.
On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of waves in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of a thin cross in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of wild strawberries in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of two toads in Wax. On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17.
On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a cloud in Wax. On the item is an image of a barrel in Wax. On the item is an image of two narrow crescents in Wax. On the item is an image of narrow crescents in Wax. On the item is an image of a barrel in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Cani Lustrousduties the human and Atu Seduceshameful the goblin in Wax. Cani Lustrousduties is making a plaintive gesture. Atu Seduceshameful is striking a menacing pose. The artwork relates to the mortal wounding of the human Cani Lustrousduties by the goblin Atu Seduceshameful in Ravenlabors in the late summer of 206 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Guardedattic by The Mechanism of Heating of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1.
On the item is an image of Atu Seduceshameful the goblin and `Hammermaker' Lettership the Flute of Bands the dwarf in Wax. `Hammermaker' Lettership the Flute of Bands is striking down Atu Seduceshameful. The artwork relates to the killing of the goblin Atu Seduceshameful by the dwarf `Hammermaker' Lettership the Flute of Bands in Ravenlabors in the early autumn of 206 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of two circles in Wax. On the item is an image of Sigun Whippedbridges the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Sigun Whippedbridges is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the appointment of the dwarf Sigun Whippedbridges as the outpost liaison for The Arrow of Tournaments in 171. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of a Wax in Wax. On the item is an image of toads in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Ilral Roughnesstraded the dwarf and Dostngosp Stinkthief the goblin in Wax. Ilral Roughnesstraded is making a plaintive gesture. Dostngosp Stinkthief is laughing. The artwork relates to the mortal wounding of the dwarf Ilral Roughnesstraded by the goblin Dostngosp Stinkthief in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 203 during The Third Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of crescent moons in Wax. On the item is an image of a dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of two Waxs in Wax. On the item is an image of Ilral Channeledhalls the dwarf and Ago Menacetrap the goblin in Wax. Ago Menacetrap is striking down Ilral Channeledhalls. The artwork relates to the killing of the dwarf Ilral Channeledhalls by the goblin Ago Menacetrap in Ravenlabors in the late autumn of 205 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of narrow crescents in Wax. On the item is an image of wild strawberries in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of two half moons in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Alders in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a Longland grass in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of the muskox and Atu Seduceshameful the goblin in Wax. Atu Seduceshameful is striking down . The artwork relates to the killing of the muskox by the goblin Atu Seduceshameful in Ravenlabors in the late summer of 206 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of waves in Wax. On the item is an image of a narrow crescent in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of a wave in Wax. On the item is an image of Morul Loverorbs the dwarf and Dissolvedchains the Conjurer of Riddling the Wax mask in Wax. Morul Loverorbs is raising Dissolvedchains the Conjurer of Riddling. The artwork relates to the creation of Dissolvedchains the Conjurer of Riddling in Ravenlabors by the dwarf Morul Loverorbs in the midwinter of 204. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Tower-caps in Wax. On the item is an image of a common skate in Wax. On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of three-pointed stars in Wax. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of blazing suns in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Atis Brandtools the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Atis Brandtools is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Atis Brandtools to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 17. On the item is an image of a shining sun in Wax. On the item is an image of Sigun Frostsalves the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Sigun Frostsalves is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the dwarf Sigun Frostsalves as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the late autumn of 206. On the item is an image of clouds in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Mafol Handletone is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Mafol Handletone to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 155. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of Kol Plaitpainted the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Kol Plaitpainted is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Kol Plaitpainted to leadership of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of Dishmab Floorcleans the dwarf and dwarves in Wax. Dishmab Floorcleans is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the rise of the dwarf Dishmab Floorcleans as an enemy of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early autumn of 206. On the item is an image of shining suns in Wax. On the item is an image of clouds in Wax. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of the donkey and Snang Belchprofane the goblin in Wax. Snang Belchprofane is shooting . The artwork relates to the shooting of the donkey by the goblin Snang Belchprofane in Ravenlabors in the late summer of 206 during The Attempted Abduction at Ravenlabors. On the item is an image of a toad in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202.
On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of a Alder in Wax. On the item is an image of a cave wheat in Wax. On the item is an image of a Tower-cap in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Guardedattic by The Mechanism of Heating of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of a dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of a blazing sun in Wax. On the item is an image of a diamond in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of toads in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Ravenlabors by The Sabres of Authoring of The Arrow of Tournaments in the early spring of 202. On the item is an image of Mafol Handletone the dwarf in Wax. On the item is an image of a shining sun in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of dwarves in Wax. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Guardedattic by The Mechanism of Heating of The Arrow of Tournaments in 1. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of a thin cross in Wax. On the item is an image of two toads in Wax. On the item is an image of Planepacked the Wax statue in Wax. On the item is an image of half moons in Wax. On the item is an image of waves in Wax. On the item is an image of Thlulugrayber the kobold and a Wax chain mail in Wax. Thlulugrayber is raising the Wax chain mail.
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WWUD if his artifact, Waxpacked, melted?

[Cheesecake]

Throw it at a Forgotten Beast.

WWUD if he was a Forgotten Beast?

[Andreus]

I'm not quite sure I remember.

What would Urist do if he was a titan?

[Remuthra]

Build booze colossi.

WWUD with an army of booze colossi?

[Lagslayer]

Try to drink his own pets, causing a loyalty cascade, beginning with the colossi beating his head in.

WWUD if the goblins sieged with tesla coils?

[Cheesecake]

Protect the fort with an Edison hammer!  Patent them all to death!

WWUD if magic was finally implemented?

[Andreus]

Cast ☼Magic Missile☼.

What would Urist do if he put on a robe and wizard's hat?

[Remuthra]

Protect the fort with an Edison hammer!  Patent them all to death!

ENGAGING FACT NAZISM...

[Olith McHuman]

Complain about the lack of shoes. Fireball casting ensues.

WWUD if a rival mechanic got the crazy idea of making all of the mechanisms reverse direction 60 times a second?

[Kolnukbyne]

Freeze up as the world around him crashes.

WWUD if he approached a gazebo but does not know what a gazebo is, thinking it's some kind of monster?

[Cheesecake]

Chop it down and kill it.

WWUD if a noble mandates that Urist is not allowed to fulfill his mandate?

[Urist Mcfortwrecker]

Urist cancels fulfill mandate: fulfilling mandate

WWUD if he gained access to the dwarf raws?

[Lagslayer]

Fractal beards.

WWUD with some fire imp leather and a =clear glass table=?

[Eric Blank]

Invent the world's first "oven."

WWUD if thirty other dwarves had burned to death trying to move said oven to it's place in the kitchen?