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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673942 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4440 on: May 02, 2013, 06:33:47 pm »
Engrave a slab in it's honor, then leave it out so the kobolds can take it back to their clan.

WWUD if he and one of the kobolds became chisel pals?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4441 on: May 02, 2013, 06:35:21 pm »
Draw a picture of cheese making a plaintive gesture, because that is the dwarven equivalent of a smiley face.

WWUD if the goblins learned how to dig?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4442 on: May 02, 2013, 06:37:37 pm »
Watch and laugh as they repeatedly get crushed under roofs. Stab the survivors.

WWUD if he was accused of spying for the kobolds because he was exchanging tablets with one of them?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Markus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4443 on: May 02, 2013, 10:47:02 pm »
Be stolen.

WWUD if he ate a Bronze Colossus?
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Andreus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4444 on: May 03, 2013, 08:42:31 am »
Well, he'd be pretty metal.

What would Urist do if he was in a B-movie?
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Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4445 on: May 03, 2013, 09:59:12 am »
get complimented on his facial hair, like every other B-movie Star

WWUD if he discovered a new species
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4446 on: May 03, 2013, 11:14:52 am »
WEAPONIIIIIIZE

WWUD If ?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4447 on: May 03, 2013, 11:46:09 am »
Urist McPhilosopher cancels think: interrupted by non existence.

WWUD it the goblins discovered danger rooms?
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wer6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4448 on: May 03, 2013, 04:45:31 pm »
Invent !!SAFEROOM!!'s

WWUD do if kitty cats?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4449 on: May 03, 2013, 04:54:03 pm »
Mrs. Kitters has adopted Urist!

Cat: Meow.

Urist: Aww.

Blind Cave Ogre: ME SMASH!

Cat: Gurk!

Mrs. Kitters: Cat has been struck down!

Urist: Sad.  :'(

WWUD if Toady added several new forms of insanity?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4450 on: May 03, 2013, 05:06:54 pm »
He has. It's called "Being a Dwarf".

WWUD if he became Overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4451 on: May 03, 2013, 06:12:32 pm »
Display many fortresses in 3D and not get updated as often as people would like.

What would Urist do if he became a bitter, jaded, spiteful misanthrope, incapable of feeling positive emotion and only moved to any passion whatsoever by the misery and despair of others?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4452 on: May 03, 2013, 06:43:38 pm »
Issue decrees to the peasants who serve him, knowing they can't complete them.

WWUD if everyone in the fortress had his name?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4453 on: May 03, 2013, 09:39:59 pm »
Urist cancels tasks: Interrupted by other Urists asking for Urist, but not that Urist, they wanted the other other Urist.

WWUD if his name was not Urist?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4454 on: May 03, 2013, 10:16:09 pm »
What would Not-Urist do then? He would ask what Urist would do.

WWNUD if he wasn't Not-Urist but also not Urist?
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