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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673954 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4425 on: April 30, 2013, 04:04:47 am »
That's ok, we have a top notch military!
..who are currently busy being dead. Uh oh.

WWUD if the goblins left what appeared to be a giant barrel on wheels outside the fort's gates?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4426 on: April 30, 2013, 04:46:49 am »
Take a whole year to mop up the liquified remains of Urist McTaster when he drank the nasty concoction. Use the remaining liquid as shower water for the Childcare service.

WWUD if he saw !!water!!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4427 on: April 30, 2013, 06:05:30 am »
Give it to Urist McRetiredSoldier who broke both his legs and has rotten arms because of a forgotten beast.

WWUD if he had access to the RAWs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4428 on: April 30, 2013, 05:11:09 pm »
Urist McNeo cancel hack: interrupted by Agent Smith

WWUD if he couldn't dig.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4429 on: April 30, 2013, 05:15:09 pm »
Fly.

WWUD if he could fly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4430 on: April 30, 2013, 05:29:09 pm »
Get stuck on a wall with no stairs down, finally dodge a rock the overseer threw at him in frustration and get unstuck.

WWUD if turned into a friendly husk+necromancer+vampire+were-creature+night-creature abomination?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4431 on: April 30, 2013, 07:37:37 pm »
Become a noble and impose oppressive edicts.

WWUD if he was a feared noble?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4432 on: April 30, 2013, 07:59:05 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on April 30, 2013, 07:37:37 pm
WWUD if he was a feared noble?
become weaponized by the overseer in a way that he is now "safe to handle" and no longer feared (except by the enemy).

WWUD if he had to choose between killing himself or letting his soulmate be raped by goblins. (inspired by this thread)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4433 on: April 30, 2013, 10:57:10 pm »
Urist is notoriously indecisive..."Why not both?" asks Urist.

WWUD if all he had to wear was a loincloth studded with menacing spikes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4434 on: April 30, 2013, 11:14:32 pm »
Wear it as underwear reversed so the spikes point inwards.

WWUD if he dropped his loincloth in the magma sea.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4435 on: May 01, 2013, 12:01:08 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 30, 2013, 11:14:32 pm
Wear it as underwear reversed so the spikes point inwards.

WWUD if he dropped his loincloth in the magma sea.

"Hey, I got my loincloth back, but where'd all these cuts on my hand come from?!"

WWUD if he found out he was named after a crappy weapon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4436 on: May 01, 2013, 05:54:27 am »
Make said crappy weapon awesome by using a bagload of them as throwing knives.

WWUD if he was drowning in booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4437 on: May 01, 2013, 05:17:26 pm »
Die in an ecstatic mood.

WWUD if he were posting in this thread?
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I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4438 on: May 01, 2013, 05:32:25 pm »
Explain how he will conquer the proposed conundrum in a valiant and heroic manner and simultaneously shame us stupid, beardless humans.

WWUD if the oppressed human culture revolted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4439 on: May 02, 2013, 01:14:46 am »
Ignore it. When they siege the fort, they just sit at the border. The goblins are much more entertaining.

WWUD a kobold master thief crippled the entire military?
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