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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673899 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4380 on: April 19, 2013, 10:42:31 pm »
Take a year to walk to the booze stockpile.

WWUD if a booze colossus attacked him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4381 on: April 19, 2013, 10:44:08 pm »
Set it on fire and receive a bonus to crafting quality from the fumes.

WWUD if Prohibition?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4382 on: April 19, 2013, 10:50:35 pm »
Invent the bathtub, so he could make bathtub gin. WWUD if he were playing Human Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4383 on: April 19, 2013, 10:54:02 pm »
Build dwarf-sized forts and laugh at the tall people developing back issues.

What does Urist do that Bilbo Baggins hates?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4384 on: April 20, 2013, 01:36:40 pm »
Urist is throwing a tantrum!
Urist chips the +gabbro mug+!
Urist cracks the *microcline plate*!
Urist blunts the -adamantine knife-!
Urist bends the +bismuth bronze fork+!

WWUD if everyone in the fort was berserk but him?
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Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4385 on: April 20, 2013, 09:07:35 pm »
Go stark raving mad!

WWUD if he had psychic powers and was invited to the annual spoon-bending competition?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4386 on: April 20, 2013, 09:24:32 pm »
Win by bending an adamantine spoon. He is later disqualified because it is discovered that he actually used his beard powers.

WWUD if vampires were sparkly and drained his cats of blood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4387 on: April 20, 2013, 09:38:44 pm »
Have them sentenced to a beating.

WWUD if the hammerer refused to use the adamantine hammer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4388 on: April 21, 2013, 01:58:21 am »
Give him a silk hammer

WWUD if he gets atacked by a dragon wearing full-set adamantine armor that breathe syndrome gas that cause the victims to turn into bees?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4389 on: April 21, 2013, 03:04:28 am »
Become the Wicker Man

WWUD if they were the Wicker Man.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4390 on: April 21, 2013, 08:49:26 am »
Accidentally become the !!Wicker Man!!

WWUD if he won the lottery?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4391 on: April 21, 2013, 10:06:42 am »
BOOZE!

WWUD if he had super powers? (Superman superpowers)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4392 on: April 21, 2013, 10:08:31 am »
Crash due to flight pathing interruptions.

WWUD if he was picked up by a giant eagle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4393 on: April 22, 2013, 05:22:52 pm »
Urist McDinner cancels be carried: interrupted by giant eagle
The dwarf punches the giant eagle in the head with his left hand, bruising the muscle and jamming the skull through the brain.
The giant eagle has been knocked unconscious!
The giant eagle has been struck down!
Urist McDinner has died after colliding with an obstacle

WWUD if he broke his leg?
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4394 on: April 22, 2013, 06:45:27 pm »
Be carried to the morgue hospital and die of dehydration because a caravan just arrived and everyone is too busy hauling +ashen bin+s to give him water.

WWUD if HE got pregnant?
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