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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673898 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4335 on: April 12, 2013, 07:28:42 am »
Show up late to the game session and forget to bring the booze and munchies...and by that I mean he already ate them on the way there. Way to be that guy, Urist.

WWUD if he rolled a natural D20?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4336 on: April 12, 2013, 08:35:50 am »
The others throw away his dice because its natural and grown from wood. What does Urist think he is, an elf? Maybe if he rolled a natural twenty on it, they might not of cared.

WWUD if he was aware he was in a DnD campaign?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4337 on: April 13, 2013, 06:28:43 pm »
Take the party on an epic booze-fueled, goblin slaying, elf genociding quest to find the most awesome pair of socks in the world!  Then get himself and his entire party killed during the first encounter.

WWUD if a Giant Sponge has appeared?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4338 on: April 13, 2013, 07:28:24 pm »
Drop everything and flee in terror.

WWUD if a giant sponge husk got inside the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4339 on: April 13, 2013, 10:19:17 pm »
Go melancholy. Fate accepted.

WWUD if he struck a vein of... cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4340 on: April 13, 2013, 10:21:48 pm »
Cheesite socks.

WWUD if he dug so far down he fell out of a hole in the bottom of the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4341 on: April 14, 2013, 05:16:01 am »
Get teleported to the highest point in the world and create gibsplat the size of a region tile.

WWUD if he found a masterwork elf leather sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4342 on: April 14, 2013, 12:56:12 pm »
He would hang it from the mantlepiece the night before Goblin Christmas, waiting for it to be filled with +copper helm+s and -iron flail-s!
WWUD if he wasn't comfy enough in his bed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4343 on: April 14, 2013, 01:05:29 pm »
Go to a clothier's workshop and make a mattress. You can't make a bed completely out of wood, you know.

WWUD if alien invaders from Mars came to snatch livestock and women?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4344 on: April 14, 2013, 05:57:05 pm »
Trade the women and livestock for all the booze the alien caravan had on them. Urist then rouses the militia to slaughter the aliens and reclaim the goods, because dorfs gonna dorf.

WWUD if a legion of minotaurs came to burn their women and rape their churches?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4345 on: April 14, 2013, 10:16:25 pm »
Kill the minotaurs. Not because he cares about any of that, he just wants the bragging rights.

WWUD if the fort was attacked by tripods (from War of the Worlds)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4346 on: April 15, 2013, 02:03:29 am »
Capture the Tripods in cage traps and weaponise them.

WWUD if the elves suddenly decided they no longer wished to protect nature and came to him to learn the dwarfy ways?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4347 on: April 15, 2013, 09:11:32 am »
Massive lumber industry, Wood powered blast furnaces.. Large scale coke production. And a new love for everything metal.

What would Urist trade to the elves for cheap wood and metal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4348 on: April 15, 2013, 02:37:38 pm »
The most spectacular dragon tallow roast the world has ever seen.

WWUD if Warhammer 40k?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4349 on: April 15, 2013, 04:32:16 pm »
Try to fight, fail, and get sold to the dark eldar

WWUD after being captured by the DE
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