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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673918 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4290 on: April 01, 2013, 08:35:46 pm »
Urist cancels Sleep: Clowns will eat him.

WWUD as a bard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4291 on: April 02, 2013, 02:42:27 am »
beat his competitors to death with a <CARP> (magikarp)


WWUD if some young dwarf stole his spotlight by creating the popular newspaper comic strip series: 'what would Medtob do?'
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4292 on: April 02, 2013, 06:26:14 am »
Nothing. Nobody besides necromancers know how to read, so almost nobody will know of it.

WWUD if she heard of a human that can walk on water and turn water into wine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4293 on: April 02, 2013, 07:06:24 pm »
Worship him, and nickname him "Boozus".
WWUD If he found a Slenderman?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4294 on: April 02, 2013, 10:39:23 pm »
Cut him in half. Damn elves.

WWUD if the slender being in question was in fact a giant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4295 on: April 02, 2013, 11:00:00 pm »
"Oi, Urist! We gots a catch in tha cage traps. Go haul it back to the stockpile, will ya?"

WWUD when he inevitably throws his back out while hauling attempting to haul a caged giant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4296 on: April 02, 2013, 11:40:17 pm »
Be carried to the hospital, where he will be diagnosed as having an infected brain, which will then be removed.

WWUD if the beards revolted against their dwarven hosts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4297 on: April 03, 2013, 06:17:04 am »
Freed from its presence, he realizes that he drinks too much, is coated in blood and vomit, doesn't hate elves, can't build floors off of grates, and his IQ goes up three times. He jumps in the atom smasher to escape the pain.

WWUD with an aerial faith plate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4298 on: April 03, 2013, 10:04:32 am »
Wonder why the hell birds get these neat plaques and he only gets a notch in the catacombs.

WWUD if he couldn't make it to that meeting that would decide whether or not he ended up getting drafted for the suicide squad?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4299 on: April 03, 2013, 11:07:29 am »
Join the suicide squad. They said they have socks.

WWUD if he was generated as being pure raw adamant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4300 on: April 03, 2013, 04:16:23 pm »
Get stolen by A kobold

WWUD if he counterstriked A murderous ghost and killed it, leaving its Highly distillate  corpse for the Dwarf.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4301 on: April 03, 2013, 04:57:21 pm »
Urist has been miserable lately. He has been attacked my a murderous ghostly ghost cheesemaker recently.

WWUD if his civilization didn't know how to brew alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4302 on: April 04, 2013, 02:31:37 am »
Get eaten by a carp while trying to drink from the river. what else?


What would urist do if the elves were the only race capable of maintaining the shrine to the one god/goddess capable of preventing the entire world from getting husked?
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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4303 on: April 04, 2013, 12:04:39 pm »
get husked.

WWUD if he was adopted by a zombie cat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4304 on: April 06, 2013, 09:52:07 am »
Treat it just the same

WWUD if he got trapped in a magma chute?
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