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[Mr Space Cat]

Go on break for six months.

What does Urist do while on break?

[Lagslayer]

Hang out by the zombie carp infested river.

WWUD if her left arm was zombified, her right arm was demonically posessed, and her beard was made of slade?

[IcyTea31]

The beard would detach from the useless body and rise to rule the world.

What would Urist McBroker do if a caravan came and she had already been on break, eaten, drunk, slept and there is no party to attend?

[Remuthra]

Finally get around to pulling the magma lever.

WWUD if magma no longer existed?

[Loud Whispers]

What would Urist do if magma never existed in the first place?

Use fire demons and forgotten beasts made of flame as a heat source.

I like the idea of water powered forges but this works very very well too.

WWUD if this thread didn't exist?

[Mr Space Cat]

He'd keep being stupid incompetent dwarvenly intelligent. There'd just be less jokes about it.

WWUD if he was ordered to go kill some elephants?

[wer6]

Chhhaarrrggg-Murder-elephant has gored urist in the head: jamming the skull through he outer brain into the brain!

Urist has died.

WWUD if elephants were like cats: 'cept bigger.

[Loud Whispers]

"We're going to need a bigger butcher's workshop."

WWUD in a hypothetical situation where he had to acquire a source of water, with no access to digging implements and only a river full of aquatic helmet snakes as a viable source to save the life of 10 injured doctors (who have to recuperate in order to save each others' lives)?

[Remuthra]

Mine some Hypotheticum.

WWUD in DF 1.0.0?

[Lagslayer]

Use his quantum mining pick to expand his fortress into the 98th dimension. Upon arrival, he is mauled by a renegade Axolotl.

WWUD with precisely one extra finger on his left elbow?

[Xanmyral]

Nail gets smashed on the extra finger, spends rest of life in bed.

WWUD if he went to embark, but was the only one to show up out of the seven in an evil area?

[Olith McHuman]

He looks around and sees them in the distance. 6 dwarf thralls. He grabs a pick and digs like a maddwarf. Soon, he hears a moaning sound behind him. He starts to turn around. Too slow. 5 cold and clammy but familiar looking fingers wrap around his neck...

WWUD if the goblins discovered that they could lure dwarfs out of the fort by bringing socks?

[Darvi]

*Implying that they don't already*

WWUD if the overseer created an educational system?

[IcyTea31]

Nothing. Dwarves are stubborn by nature and cannot be taught out of their ways.

WWUD if she realized she can fit more than one item per stockpile square?

[fractalman]

They would all start hauling random stuff around to random stockpiles, and no actual work would get done...Untill urist McOverseer killed every last stockpile and swithced them over to garbage-dump q-piles.

WWUD if HFS rifts turned into a portal to minecraft with its [building destroyer_3] creepers? (possibly ignoring the clown car)