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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673863 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4095 on: March 05, 2013, 08:41:32 am »
Drop the !!xXSocksXx!! in the booze stockpile, and go grab a new pair.

WWUD with the new pair of socks?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4096 on: March 05, 2013, 09:08:12 am »
Put them on, then get stabbed by a mystified goblin spearman.

WWUD if he found a pair of masterwork adamantine socks, made from masterwork adamantine cloth, masterfully dyed with silver dye, and with the entire history of the world stitched into them in adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4097 on: March 05, 2013, 02:44:42 pm »
Wear them until they are destroyed, then throw them away. Hope it was worth it to wear those ∞☼ socks for a few years.

WWUD if his socks menaced with spikes of fire imp bone on the inside?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4098 on: March 05, 2013, 11:20:13 pm »
Get a rash, visit the hospital constantly, but never take off the socks,

WWUD if he stumbled up to a pond, from which an arm bearing a mighty adamantine warhammer emerged?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4099 on: March 05, 2013, 11:49:28 pm »
Beat the arm with its own nerf bat adamantine warhammer until it gives him something useful. Like socks.

WWUD if he was a ninja?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4100 on: March 06, 2013, 06:22:21 am »
Urist Cancels Sneak: Attending Party!

WWUD if the Overseer was out to get him?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4101 on: March 06, 2013, 08:23:54 am »
Become a fisherdwarf and jump into a river. (Seriously, drowning fisherdwarves are hard to see)

WWUD if she realized she can't swim or breathe water, after jumping into the river due to aforementioned reasons?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4102 on: March 06, 2013, 08:59:22 am »
Choke on the water, then notice that it tastes funny. Suddenly, Urist hungers for blood! She calmly climbs out of the river and drains the fort's overseer.

WWUD if all the carp were vampires?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4103 on: March 06, 2013, 10:43:32 am »
Flee in terror as they pursue her across the landscape. Lead them through some cage traps and tame them. Become a legend.

WWUD if the overseer told her to stop spamming cancellations about not being able to pick up her child?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4104 on: March 06, 2013, 08:46:08 pm »
Urist McMother cancels stop "seeking child" spamming: seeking child.
WWUD if they had the Maxim gun and he had not?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4105 on: March 10, 2013, 08:23:41 am »
Machine gun? Pah! Urist McNinja dodges and/or bats each shot out of the air, and then kills the gunman.

What would Urist McOverseer do i - Hey! I got a mood!
Ahem. If everyone kept - Hey! A purple cloud rolled in!
... interrupting him?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4106 on: March 10, 2013, 08:29:17 am »
Construct Dwarven Spamb-Hey! Where'd my hauling object go?

WWUD if he played LCS?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4107 on: March 10, 2013, 08:45:00 am »
The same thing he always does. Kill the tree huggers!

WWUD if Skynet?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4108 on: March 10, 2013, 09:51:48 am »
Live her life as normal, since computers (or electricity, for that matter) have not been invented yet.

What would Urist McConnor do if she was being chased by a Terminator?
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Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4109 on: March 10, 2013, 10:51:23 am »
Cause a time paradox by beating the terminator to death with her baby, of course.

WWUD if he didn't know what to do?
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