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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673843 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4080 on: March 04, 2013, 08:59:48 am »
Use it in her extremely munchkinny character build. (If you get the reference, free cookie for you.)

WWUD if all other races, including animal people, megabeasts, titans and forgotten beasts, combined their forces and attacked all at once?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4081 on: March 04, 2013, 11:13:03 am »
Pull the lever that divides by 0.

WWUD if blood spatters could be worn as clothing?
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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4082 on: March 04, 2013, 11:47:08 am »
Given how many things he's killed, they're practically armor  8)

WWUD if he played Hatquest?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4083 on: March 04, 2013, 11:49:20 am »
Sockhat.  That still functions as footwear.

WWUD if he made Comedy Skits?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4084 on: March 04, 2013, 12:13:50 pm »
Be bludgeoned to death by rotten tomatoes. Because even rotten tomatoes are lethal.

WWUD if he had an awesome idea, but the dwarven language was so god-awful useless that he had no way to communicate it?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4085 on: March 04, 2013, 12:53:29 pm »
He would try to take over a linguist/writer's workshop in his mad inspiration.

WWUD if there wasn't a linguist/writer's workshop?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4086 on: March 04, 2013, 01:33:39 pm »
Invent writing, create a workshop for it, and get to work.

What Would Toady Do if his urists spontaneously began reinventing language?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4087 on: March 04, 2013, 02:54:33 pm »
Set language to control fluid pressure.

WWUD if dwarves counted as magical faries?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4088 on: March 04, 2013, 03:25:14 pm »
UristMcFairy cancels Do Anything: Is now a fairy.
Urist McFairy, magical fairy, has flown away on a cloud of booze-gas!

WWUD If he played Skyrim?
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Spectrelight

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4089 on: March 04, 2013, 03:35:51 pm »
He would be disappointed by his inability to grab enemies by the back left teeth while cutting individual toes off.

WWUD if he had a hundred arms?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4090 on: March 04, 2013, 03:37:07 pm »
Hold 100 shields.  Oh wait ::)

WWUD if in Dynasty Warriors?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4091 on: March 04, 2013, 04:40:50 pm »
Smash produce with his mace.

WWUD if he was allergic to plump helmets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4092 on: March 04, 2013, 09:57:16 pm »
Explode.

WWUD if suddenly, she were chosen to roll up a Katamari Ball?
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4093 on: March 04, 2013, 10:18:39 pm »
This is a master crafted Katamari Ball. All dwarfsmanship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of scenery.

WWUD if elves complain about trees.
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4094 on: March 04, 2013, 10:56:51 pm »
Kill the elves before they wipe out her charcoal supply. They're cannibals, anyway.

WWUD if her socks were on fire?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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