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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673849 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4065 on: February 27, 2013, 02:35:08 pm »
Make a critical failure on her throw and have it land at her feet.

WWUD with a coconut?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4066 on: February 27, 2013, 10:10:01 pm »
Use it to give wagons sound affects.

How would Urist find the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4067 on: February 27, 2013, 11:29:29 pm »
Throw a couple dozen off a tower.
Looks like its airspeed is 50% mortality.

WWUD if someone came up with a proper method for measuring distance and speed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4068 on: February 27, 2013, 11:38:12 pm »
Declare it heresy and kill the inventor. Then return to using Urists for everything.

WWUD if Urist met a dwarf named Tsiru?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4069 on: February 28, 2013, 12:51:14 am »
Evil opposite doppleganger? So basically what he does to any other elf.

WWUD if detested dwarves?
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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4070 on: February 28, 2013, 08:51:58 am »
Urist, Maddwarf has gone berserk!
He already does.

WWUD if the only way to get to the booze socks was through carp infested blood rivers?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4071 on: February 28, 2013, 09:22:42 am »
Go get those socks anyway and die horribly, blaming the overseer of not building a bridge with her last words.

WWUD if tasked to build a bridge over carp infested blood rivers?
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jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4072 on: February 28, 2013, 09:32:22 am »
Suspend construction, due to interruption by carp and then head off to attend a party.

WWUD if he got booze glands on his tongue?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4073 on: February 28, 2013, 03:52:56 pm »
"Urist has been tired of drinking the same old booze lately."

WWUD if a wild animal-man leaped down from the canopy and exclaimed "BOO!"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4074 on: March 03, 2013, 08:45:33 am »
Beat its face in with his *wooden training axe*. Damn elves.

WWUD if the Steel Colossus Bender Bending Rodriguez has come to lay claim to all his beer?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4075 on: March 03, 2013, 08:48:38 am »
Set the beer on fire.

WWUD if a vile dwarven fortress of darkness has come, bearing magma catapaults?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4076 on: March 03, 2013, 11:52:58 am »
"Urist, prepare the water cannon."

How would Urist prepare the water cannon?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4077 on: March 03, 2013, 01:13:44 pm »
Use the "failed" prototype version of Operation: Fuck The World.
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4078 on: March 03, 2013, 05:53:02 pm »
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

Would Urist shave his beard with rusty razor?
Would Urist shave his beard with rusty razor?
Would Urist shave his beard with rusty razor early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

Would Urist put him in the prison with the Hammerer's daughter?
Would Urist put him in the prison with the Hammerer's daughter?
Would Urist put him in the prison with the Hammerer's daughter early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

Would Urist throw him in the back of a embarking-wagon?
Would Urist throw him in the back of a embarking-wagon?
Would Urist throw him in the back of a embarking-wagon early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

Would Urist throw him in the lock up til hes sober?
Would Urist throw him in the lock up til hes sober?
Would Urist throw him in the lock up til hes sober early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!

What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4079 on: March 04, 2013, 08:26:23 am »
Urist would write a long repetitive song about the drunken sailor, then get magma'd for his undwarflike habit of writing elfish songs. Elfish songs are silly.

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