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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673830 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4050 on: February 25, 2013, 11:40:53 am »
Help them come to understand fluid pressure and safety procedures. By flooding their hovel from a nearby river.

WWUD if his attempt to better the existence of elves resulted in them giving up all hopes and returning to the trees?
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Domicrow

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4051 on: February 25, 2013, 01:28:04 pm »
Cut all the trees down


WWUD if he met a bronze collosus with no limbs and bunny ears
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4052 on: February 25, 2013, 02:19:01 pm »
Keep punching it until either pushed to death or die of starvation/dehydration.

WWUD with more dakka?
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4053 on: February 25, 2013, 04:10:48 pm »
Be unsatisfied, and add on even more Dakka.

WWUD with (Gasp) Enuff Dakka?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4054 on: February 25, 2013, 04:12:44 pm »
Name him Enuff Dakka, the Plate of Hopping On One Foot.

WWUD if he was made the Plate of Hopping on One Foot?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4055 on: February 25, 2013, 04:16:14 pm »
Spend it like currency in tribute to the blood god

*derp.  ^^^ Kick an elf.

WWUD with copper wiring/electricity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4056 on: February 25, 2013, 05:51:58 pm »
Store it in hospital and use it for sutures.

WWUD if pants were foreign to his civilization?
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4057 on: February 25, 2013, 06:06:52 pm »
Wear a kilt.
Or just a plain old skirt, considering there are no kilts.

WWUD if kilts did exist?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

chaosgear

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4058 on: February 25, 2013, 07:00:58 pm »
Wear skirts.

WWUD if sparring accident?
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Crazy Horse

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4059 on: February 25, 2013, 07:06:12 pm »
He would bwoose his bwain tearing the skull.

What would Urist do if Horton heard a Who?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4060 on: February 26, 2013, 06:18:17 am »
Finally, the moody dwarf tying up the craftdwarf shop with his demands for shells has gone mad. Time to get back to making mugs.

WWUD if told to pick up the tattered clothes he has left laying around the fort?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4061 on: February 26, 2013, 08:39:57 pm »
Go on break instead.

WWUD if he was the newly elected mayor of the fortress and found himself haunted by the ghosts of the past twenty seven mayors?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4062 on: February 26, 2013, 08:42:58 pm »
Mandate the construction of ghost leather toy forges.

WWUD if he couldn't get his ghost leather toy forges?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4063 on: February 26, 2013, 08:56:12 pm »
Try harder. As the dwarven proverb says, "There's more than one way to skin anything."

WWUD if he was attacked by a killer rabbit?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4064 on: February 27, 2013, 01:09:13 pm »
[Obligatory Monty Python reference]

WWUD if she had one, just one, Holy Hand Grenade?
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