Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673837 times)

Dorftrottel · « **Reply #4035 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:02:55 pm »

Live a very happy live in an underground sietch mined into rock. He'd be fine with no water as long the mushrooms grow and he can make booze. He'd also build a window to the outside to see humans, elves and goblins get gobbled by sandworms, which he would also worship as deities.

WWUD if he accidentally divided by zero?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4036 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:24:25 pm »

Cause a cave in.
WWUD if he won the lottery?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4037 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:44:15 pm »

Spend eternity hauling the coins back to his room.

WWUD if his pet cat was a were-carp?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4038 on:** February 22, 2013, 03:50:30 pm »

Uhhh... What pet cat?
*CHOP*

WWUD if goblins were people too?

FlickerFly · « **Reply #4039 on:** February 23, 2013, 05:41:20 am »

Goblins are already people too. Urist just doesn't care.

WWUD if he was playing (recursive) Dwarf Fortress?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4040 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:07:04 pm »

Flood his fortress with a burst aquifer.

WWUD if there was a kitty knitting at him?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4041 on:** February 24, 2013, 01:41:52 am »

Immediately have the cat adopt him. Infinite free socks!

WWUD if he was in Fallout 2?

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #4042 on:** February 24, 2013, 09:57:07 am »

Attempt to tame Giant Scorpions until he is mistaken for a Pigrat and struck down with a flying 10mm hollow point.

WWUD if he was made Mayor of Anytown, USA.

☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ · « **Reply #4043 on:** February 24, 2013, 01:55:54 pm »

Mandate construction of magma moats.

WWUD if he was citizen of that city?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4044 on:** February 24, 2013, 05:43:34 pm »

Construct a goddamn magma moat before he gets the hammer.

WWUD if his fortress were overrun by crabs?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4045 on:** February 24, 2013, 09:35:23 pm »

Urist punches the enemy crab in its weak point, bruising the massive damage!

WWUD if he was a crab?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4046 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:18:14 am »

Adopt Himself.

WWUD if his new pet died?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4047 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:57:56 am »

Urist McCrab cancels existence: interrupted by paradox

WWUD if he went back in time and accidentally kill the guy that invented booze?

Dorftrottel · « **Reply #4048 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:18:31 am »

Assume the name of Urist Mopps, invent it himself and become a legend.

WWUD if he wanted to cross the stream with a wolf,sheep and cabbage in a boat fit for only himself and one of these, without the risk of the wolf eating the sheep or the sheep eating the cabbage?

Niccolo · « **Reply #4049 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:59:32 am »

He'd hurl the sheep across the stream so that it collides with a tree before clobbering the wolf into unconsciousness with the cabbage. He'd then drag the wolf across with the cabbage still lodged up its nose.

What would Urist do if he found Elves that were digging out an underground fortress?

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