Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673812 times)

Detahramet · « **Reply #4005 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:18:14 pm »

through it in the refuse pile with the other vermin his cat killed.

WWUD after Firefly was cancelled?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4006 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:55:23 pm »

Throw it in the refuse stockpile with all the other good shows that were cancelled.

WWUD if vermin remains could reanimate as zombies?

☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ · « **Reply #4007 on:** February 17, 2013, 03:59:18 pm »

"She absolutely detests rats" = die from the sight of true horror that zombie rat is.

WWUD being given power to create pumps everywhere?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4008 on:** February 17, 2013, 04:16:39 pm »

Create a dwarven class that attacks by spawning pump stacks above enemies.

WWUD if goblins acquired adamantine?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4009 on:** February 17, 2013, 04:22:01 pm »

Acquire unlimited adamantine by melting down the infinite supply of blue goblinite brought in by the green and blue horde.

WWUD if his dog went completely nuts and started bouncing off the walls?

☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ · « **Reply #4010 on:** February 17, 2013, 04:28:59 pm »

Fire him at goblins, shattering many skulls.

WWUD after relase of demons, being the lone survivor of his/her fort?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4011 on:** February 17, 2013, 04:35:29 pm »

Host a party at the bloodstained marble table.

WWUD if embark site did not have stone whatsoever?

hops · « **Reply #4012 on:** February 18, 2013, 01:11:14 am »

Deforestry for the Deforestry God.

WWUD if he lived in a bizarro world where dwarves live in mechanical forest retreats and elves reside in mountains, occasionally sending diplomats to limit the mining of stones.

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4013 on:** February 18, 2013, 01:02:38 pm »

Mechanical Ents vs hippies. Mock ALL the nature!

WWUD if carpet was invented?

Maggarg - Eater of chicke · « **Reply #4014 on:** February 18, 2013, 01:43:12 pm »

make it menace with spikes

WWUD if he was confronted with a nice, warm bath?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4015 on:** February 18, 2013, 02:06:04 pm »

Dorfapedia-
Warm Bath- A dip in the magma sea.

WWUD if it was a sheep?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4016 on:** February 18, 2013, 05:50:58 pm »

This is a magma wool sweater. Of all craftsdwarfship, it is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of lava. On the item is an image of Urist in fire imp leather. Urist is on fire. The imp is in a fetal position. The image refers to the killing of fire imp by Urist in the Winter of 2013.

WWUD if he was a were-Cthulu?

IcyTea31 · « **Reply #4017 on:** February 19, 2013, 02:16:54 am »

He'd actually be less scary in his dwarf form. Dwarves are the most eldritch of all creatures.

WWUD if she was a weretree?

Corai · « **Reply #4018 on:** February 19, 2013, 02:19:01 am »

Be very traumatized the next time an elvish caravan comes by.

WWUD if walking, talking tree?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4019 on:** February 19, 2013, 04:59:25 am »

Tame and breed it. Fortress made from wood? Undwarfy. Fortress made of wood that can walk and crush all in its path while shouting taunts in Dwarvish? Very, very dwarfy.

WWUD if a vile force of beavers arrived?

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