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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673789 times)

Dorftrottel

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3975 on: February 14, 2013, 01:09:28 pm »
Yell UUUUURIST McDWAAAAAAARF! and charge the next dragon lair.

WWUD if she found herself unable to dig in WoW?
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Scruffy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3976 on: February 14, 2013, 01:42:04 pm »
Go berserk, find a cave and keep murdering every bit of local wildlife he encounters.

WWUD if he lived alone in a cave without a pick?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3977 on: February 15, 2013, 02:16:19 pm »
Morder kobolds until they drop one for him.

WWUD if he mined out every single tile on the embark?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3978 on: February 15, 2013, 03:00:12 pm »
We Must Dig Deeper!

WWUD if dug to china?
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Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3979 on: February 15, 2013, 04:26:48 pm »
The Chinese people learn about an event that took place in Tiananmen Square...
i.e. a short bearded man appeared from a tunnel there.
WWUD if he heard about the Great Firewall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3980 on: February 15, 2013, 06:29:14 pm »
Weaponize it or die trying.

WWUD if s/he was totally unkillable, with only way to die being alcohol shortage?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3981 on: February 15, 2013, 06:30:29 pm »
Immediately set fire to self.
WWUD if on fire?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3982 on: February 15, 2013, 08:16:43 pm »
Shrug it off and walk over to the kitchen for dinner. And collapse on the way.

WWUD if he was stuck in the void, where no matter except for Urist exists?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3983 on: February 15, 2013, 08:18:49 pm »
Mine the void.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3984 on: February 15, 2013, 08:51:39 pm »
Make a sword out of dirt and dig farms from adamantine.

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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3985 on: February 15, 2013, 10:03:17 pm »
Urist would do the flop, just like everybody else.
The floor strikes everyone in the face, shattering the facial features, shattering the skull, and tearing the brain!

WWUD if his face was borked broken?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3986 on: February 16, 2013, 01:03:49 am »
Go to the hospital and stay there until the end times, instead of doing something productive.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3987 on: February 16, 2013, 03:57:02 am »
Magma spray, what else?

WWUD if he embarked on the clouds.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3988 on: February 16, 2013, 04:05:13 am »
Be glad that he has access to all of his files. Sadly, everyone else does too.

WWUD if a thunderstorm rolled in?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3989 on: February 16, 2013, 05:36:37 am »
Grumble mildly at the rain, since lightning is not implemented.

WWUD if lightning WAS implemented?
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