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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673769 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3915 on: February 05, 2013, 01:39:36 pm »
Uwe Boll has been struck down!!!
Urist has been promoted to writer!
Urist has been promoted to director!
Urist has been promoted to producer!

This is a thornwood paper script. Of all craftsdwarfship, it is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of elf bone. On the item is an image of Uwe Boll in Uwe Boll's bones. Uwe Boll's upper body is missing. The image refers to the extermination of Uwe Boll by Urist in the winter of 2013. On the item is an image of cheese in adamantine.

The studio has melted!



WWUD if he discovered tvtropes?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3916 on: February 05, 2013, 02:55:54 pm »
Urist McTroper cancels life: Interrupted by TvTropes.







WWUD if he discovered the bay12forums?
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NW_Kohaku

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3917 on: February 05, 2013, 05:18:02 pm »
Waste her life arguing constantly about how much Toady needs to switch to multi-threading.

WWUD if she realized the dwarves from her DF game were gaining sentience.
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chaosgear

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3918 on: February 05, 2013, 05:41:49 pm »
Urist cancels play game: Stricken with melancholy.

WWUD if she learned she was in a game?
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Quote from: Pirate Santa on September 03, 2015, 07:17:19 am
I always seem to end up with a magnificent burial complex and nowhere near enough bodies to fill it, or far too many bodies and nowhere to put any of them.

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3919 on: February 05, 2013, 05:48:10 pm »
She would demand the player for real booze.





WWUD if he were forced to give up his alcoholism?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3920 on: February 05, 2013, 05:52:49 pm »
"Hi, My name is Urist."
"Hi, Urist!"
"I haven't drank alcohol in... h-*twitch*-how l-long was it?
Urist McAlchoholicsAnon has gone berserk!
Your settlement has crumbled to it's end.

WWUD in Hyrule? Specifically, Death Mountain.
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3921 on: February 06, 2013, 02:43:01 am »
Align themselves with the Gorons and convince them to go to war with the Zoras. With their relatively advanced technology (in TP they had frickin electromagnets and machinery), general love of explosives, hardiness, and not having to breathe underwater, the Zoras stand little chance. Also, magma, which can be used to obsidianize the lakes and rivers.

WWUD if he was a booze bender?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3922 on: February 06, 2013, 10:56:13 am »
Urist McBoozebender has been missing for a week!


WWUD if it would be possible to use horses as mounts?
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chaosgear

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3923 on: February 06, 2013, 11:33:57 am »
Try to cross the top of the local natural waterfall and fall to their doom.

WWUD if she was selected for the U.R.I.S.T. AI program?
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Quote from: Pirate Santa on September 03, 2015, 07:17:19 am
I always seem to end up with a magnificent burial complex and nowhere near enough bodies to fill it, or far too many bodies and nowhere to put any of them.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3924 on: February 06, 2013, 11:45:16 am »
User Restricted Interface and Strategy game Trap?  I believe its known by a more common name;






WWUD if the ai went rogue?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3925 on: February 06, 2013, 01:50:59 pm »
Cut off the main power supply of the A.I. Why don't heroes in action movies ever do that?

WWUD if she WAS the A.I.?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3926 on: February 06, 2013, 02:23:58 pm »
U.R.I.S.T cancels shutdown: I'm afraid I can't let myself do this,Urist.

WWUD if she Accidentally a magma pipe?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3927 on: February 07, 2013, 07:14:02 am »
Be a magma pipe, I suppose. I don't think those much anything else...

WWUD if she turned inside out, i.e. organs on the outside, skin on the inside?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3928 on: February 07, 2013, 03:01:05 pm »
Visit the hospital to rest, recieve no treatment because the doctors don't know what the hell caused all her tissues to become inverted and organs and limbs switched their respective [INTERNAL] tags. She promptly leaves the hospital and suffers no further complications because this is DF and most of those organs didn't actually have a function, and those that did still technically work despite being in an unusual place.

WWUD if her husband died of shock after realizing she had been affected by a body-part-reversing syndrome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3929 on: February 07, 2013, 11:25:04 pm »
Go through the time-tested loss therapy of gnawing on a plump helmet in a legendary communal dining room (which is only legendary because of the fuck ton of tables and chairs placed in it to accommodate the population of the fort)

What would Urist do if she was lesbian, was married to her beloved wife in fort that allows same sex marriage, and all around has a perfect life with no sexually transmitted parasites (children)?
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