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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673738 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3900 on: February 04, 2013, 03:00:49 am »
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on February 03, 2013, 10:42:33 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 03, 2013, 04:48:49 pm
Dig deeper until he finds some.

That's kind of a cop-out.

Well, what's a dorf to do? Either gonna hit SMR or die of thirst whilst trying. And you didn't clarify that there WAS no magma, just no access to it...

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WWUD if he was given Steve Ballmer's job at Microsoft?

Mandate the production of digital socks, go insane because he can't figure out how to put said socks on.

WWUD if the whole world was as slade, inhabited by myriad horrible monsters and devoid of plump helmets?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

hops

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3901 on: February 04, 2013, 10:06:42 am »
Quickly make a wooden shelter and call everyone in, then calmly think up of a plan. He had seen worse.
Then he would later manage to conquer them all, invent slade-mining pickaxes AND artificial plump helmets.

WWUD if he was a philosopher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3902 on: February 04, 2013, 02:24:08 pm »
Wonder if the moon is made of cheese.

WWUD if nobody else had ever heard of alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3903 on: February 04, 2013, 03:00:41 pm »
Keep it all for himself, obviously, and pass on the secret to his family.

WWUD on the internet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3904 on: February 04, 2013, 03:16:51 pm »
Hack Cheezburger and delete all cat memes.

WWUD if his fortress would be infested with ceiling cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3905 on: February 04, 2013, 03:30:56 pm »
Build stairs where they all are, grab them, and butcher them.

WWUD if dwarves and dwarves only were capable of spaceflight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3906 on: February 04, 2013, 08:01:25 pm »
Weaponize the sun.

How would Urist weaponize the sun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3907 on: February 04, 2013, 08:43:05 pm »
The same way he weaponizes everything: throw it at enemies until they d-
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grimman007, Bay Watcher has bled to death.

WWUD if embarked in the Mushroom Kingdom?
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3908 on: February 04, 2013, 09:03:28 pm »
Eat the Toadstools.  Two benefits.  Food and getting them to shut up.

WWUD if he was [TRAPAVOID]?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3909 on: February 05, 2013, 12:15:21 am »
Nothing. He already is [TRAPAVOID]

WWUD when he realised that this fucker <--------- is back?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3910 on: February 05, 2013, 08:10:07 am »
Bring out the sunshine!
He then chugs all of it without sharing.

What would Urist McScientist do if the mountain homes sent an OSHA inspector?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3911 on: February 05, 2013, 08:28:38 am »
Urist Mcscientist cancels creating magma-safe pigs: Interrupted by The Man.

WWUD if he became the host of Pimp My Ride and some fool's car was sent to his workshop?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3912 on: February 05, 2013, 09:02:54 am »
Car goes in. Useless candy artifact comes out.

WWUD if adamantine is literally a cotton candy.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3913 on: February 05, 2013, 09:10:36 am »
Booze.

WWU Draw if pictionary?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3914 on: February 05, 2013, 01:11:33 pm »
This is a  Picture of Urist McUrist drawing Urist McUrist. All artdwarfship is of the highest quality. The artwork relates to the drawing of a picture of Urist McUrist by Urist McUrist in the early Spring of 142.

WWUD if Bay12games would license Uwe Boll to make "Dwarf Fortress: Killers of the deep"?
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