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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673728 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3870 on: January 29, 2013, 11:12:49 pm »
Urist McThrall cancels chew somedorf's leg - Interrupted by Urist McThrall's corpse
Yes, I think dwarves are THAT stupid to get scared from looking at themself even if their brain (if they have any) is 70% rotten.

WWUD with his only source of food being magically implemented into DF... Skittles?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3871 on: January 30, 2013, 04:33:59 am »
Urist has been miserable lately. He has been sick and tired of tasting the rainbow.

WWUD if he was sent to inspect the food quality at a fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3872 on: January 30, 2013, 12:24:58 pm »
Wonder why there is nothing but mushrooms, while enjoying his mushroom booze, mushroom biscuits, and mushroom roast.

"Well, the food is delicious, but wouldn't mushrooms must get tiring after a while" He said, whilst walking to the food storage area. "I shall file a report with the mountainhome, requesting more different food items be brought in to compensate".

To which Fikod replied "But we love our mushrooms! And those that don't have plenty of vermin to eat! You fancy fort inspectors think you know everything!"

They have reached the food storage area, and Urist swings the door open, only to find all the prepared food sitting on the floor, with all assortments of critters crawling upon it!

"OH, SWEET ARM-"

Urist has been struck down!




WWUD if he detested cats, but his beard kept getting adopted by them anyways?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3873 on: January 30, 2013, 01:07:31 pm »
Between the choice of either stabbing herself or shaving her beard, she'd stab herself.

WWUD if the ethic [SHAVING_BEARDS:REQUIRED] was modded in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3874 on: January 30, 2013, 03:25:28 pm »
Kill the elves, because the dwarven entity says [SHAVING_BEARDS:PUNISH_CAPITAL], which makes the elves, whose ethics read [SHAVING_BEARDS:REQUIRED], horrible, heretical criminals who deserve to die.

WWUD if the fortress hammerer went berserk whilst wielding his adamantine mace threateningly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3875 on: January 30, 2013, 03:41:54 pm »
Get out a weapon of equal prowess:  a feather pillow.

WWUD if sent to become a squire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3876 on: January 31, 2013, 08:08:05 am »
Squire as in shield bearer?
Curse the gods who thought it would be oh so hilarious if he was born to a member of the military, and then carried into battle for the next year. Yes, he would curse them by calling them "gogos" and "gagas".

WWUD if a human challenged him to a drinking contest and won?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3877 on: January 31, 2013, 10:15:23 am »
Ask for a rematch, this time with Manblight.

WWUD if he drank Dwarfblight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3878 on: January 31, 2013, 10:52:46 am »
Stop, and go drink some booze. There is no way Dwarfblight would get her drunk, so why do it?

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was set in the Kingdom of Loathing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3879 on: February 01, 2013, 12:14:01 am »
It sounds way cooler than "The Abbey of Keys," so throw a party or something.

WWUD if The Abbey of Keys invaded The Kingdom of Loathing?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3880 on: February 01, 2013, 06:40:58 am »
Die horribly from the traps meant for the invaders.

WWUD if elves started mining, using metal and grew beards?

(P.S. Kingdom of Loathing is a browser MMORPG, not a randomly generated name of a civilization.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3881 on: February 01, 2013, 07:23:40 am »
The flying ☼catbone bolt☼ strikes the Elf Abomination in the beard but is deflected by the -steel breastplate-

WWUD if these elves invited him over for tea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3882 on: February 01, 2013, 07:56:58 am »
Accept, then tell the elves all about this happy fun place that you can only reach by removing an adamantine sword. Then find an excuse to leave quickly.

WWUD if his plan backfired and the elves formed an alliance with the demons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3883 on: February 01, 2013, 06:37:33 pm »
"No I must kill the hippies and deamons!" said Urist McStalvert.
"no urist you are the hippies and the demons" said Stukos Mcjonson
and then urist was a zombie

WWUD if he wasn't Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3884 on: February 02, 2013, 01:12:21 am »
Pop out of existence due to paradox.

WWUD if she got into Internet and visited Bay 12 forums?
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