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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673667 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3825 on: January 21, 2013, 03:16:32 pm »
Die a horrible and delicious death

WWUD with the whole world in his hand?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3826 on: January 21, 2013, 03:26:38 pm »
Drop it to pick up a *left sock*... from the floor on the world...

WWUD if he found a goblin drinking the booze while wearing the only sock in the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3827 on: January 21, 2013, 03:39:22 pm »
Give the pseudo-dwarf a beard transplant and become sock-buddies.

WWUD if he turned into slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3828 on: January 21, 2013, 04:29:10 pm »
Fall through the three-inch-thick floor, because he's too damn heavy.

WWUD if carp loved him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3829 on: January 21, 2013, 06:31:46 pm »
Train war-carp and send them after the elves.

WWUD if he turned into a noble every full moon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3830 on: January 22, 2013, 04:14:05 am »
Fell mood. But a little different than always. He would make a *Dwarf Bone Table* out of himself to end this torment.

WWUD if I accidentally this lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3831 on: January 22, 2013, 06:09:04 am »
Looks like you pulled the gremlin trap lever and caused a cave-in on yourself. Urist would go berserk from the destruction of his masterpiece.

WWUD if the approaching wave of migrants consisted solely of 100 fish dissectors?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3832 on: January 22, 2013, 06:51:21 am »
Lock them all in a small room with unhappy bone carver. Or leatherworker. Leather stockings for everyone!
(or a danger room. 3 years again - 20 legendary everything and 80 rotting corpses.

WWUD after seeing a full set of armor, clothes etc. made only of dwarven bones and skin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3833 on: January 22, 2013, 09:25:44 am »
Send it to the traders approaching Boatmurdered and hope that they manage to sell it there before the demons dwarves there try to kill them.

WWUD if he fell into a physical dwarfputer memory unit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3834 on: January 22, 2013, 02:02:16 pm »
Fall in one of the water channels and clog the drain with his corpse. This causes the whole fortress to flood.

WWUD if sparkly vampires invaded the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3835 on: January 22, 2013, 02:57:01 pm »
Urist McUrist Cancels Sleep: Interrupted by Sparkly Vampires





WWUD if he wasn't afraid of everything that moved?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3836 on: January 22, 2013, 03:56:26 pm »
Urist Cancels haul item:  distracted by fuzzy giant lion.

WWUD if he was an Animorph ( a teenager with shapeshifting ability.  He mimics anything he touches. . . like a blue mage)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3837 on: January 22, 2013, 05:47:12 pm »
Become booze barrel. Drink his own contents.

WWUD with a giant purple dildo sword?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3838 on: January 22, 2013, 06:28:35 pm »
Urist McSwordDwarf strikes Goblin Hammerman with the *Giant Purple Dildo Sword* in the head, bruising the skull and destroying the brain! The Goblin Hammerman is sent flying!




WWUD if the attack were deflected?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3839 on: January 22, 2013, 06:52:35 pm »
Urist doesn't like where this is going, and so decides that he will just use his hypersonic lightsabre instead.

WWUD if he was force sensitive?
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