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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673672 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3810 on: January 18, 2013, 05:59:14 pm »
Quote from: Scootagoose on January 17, 2013, 03:20:30 pm
Urist McCheeseMaker cancels haul: Being tormented by inner evils.
I can't help feeling that you are using a generic event that dwarves go through every second of every day of their lives rather an event more fitting for the question. Such as die a horrible, prolonged, death, also known as being sent to the Player controlled fortress.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3811 on: January 19, 2013, 01:18:07 pm »
Surrender to the elves, and swear to never again harm their precious trees. Meanwhile, Kadol McMechanic powers up the obsidian machine gun the elves are standing under.

WWUD if the obsidian machine gun jammed before killing all the elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3812 on: January 19, 2013, 02:44:34 pm »
Use the magma machine gun instead.

WWUD if a meteorite struck on the embark site?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3813 on: January 19, 2013, 03:47:09 pm »
A section of the sky has collapsed!
Urist has been crushed under the collapsing sky.

WWUD if the overseen, in his less than infinite wisdom, had all the seeds in the fort cooked into biscuits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3814 on: January 19, 2013, 04:56:46 pm »
Urist would plant them and grow some plump biscuits. Because eff yo logic, there's biscuit booze to get a-brewin'!

WWUD with uranium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3815 on: January 19, 2013, 06:13:44 pm »
Mugs.

WWUD with radioactive, explosive mugs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3816 on: January 19, 2013, 08:05:24 pm »
Bolt them onto Ballista Bolts and fire them at the enemies!

WWUD if attacked by a creature resembling a number of wheels with eyes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3817 on: January 20, 2013, 02:39:42 am »
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!


WWUD if he was a movie director?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3818 on: January 20, 2013, 03:17:26 am »
Urist McDirector cancel direct: Interrupted by fake carp

WWUD if the Dwarf Fortress world has actual proportion (dragons bigger than wagons and such)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3819 on: January 20, 2013, 11:02:17 am »
Be crushed under a boulder she tried to haul.

WWUD if all the nobles turned out to be disguised reptilian aliens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3820 on: January 20, 2013, 01:09:42 pm »
Sigh in relief.

WWUD if an adamantine spire became alive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3821 on: January 21, 2013, 02:18:49 am »
Nothing, they mined out the whole thing. Oh wait...
Urist cancels everything: being attacked by 50 adamantine boulders.

WWUD if the goblins sent their best troops, equipped with hazmat suits, crush resistant armor, nethercap cloaks, long fall boots, and ladders?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3822 on: January 21, 2013, 09:18:28 am »
Magma. The nethercap cloaks don't protect their throats from being burned open.

WWUD if magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3823 on: January 21, 2013, 02:27:10 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on January 21, 2013, 09:18:28 am
Magma. The nethercap cloaks don't protect their throats from being burned open.

WWUD if magma?

Urist cancels Get left sock: Melting x152
Urist has burnt to death.

WWUD if goblins were immune to traps and falling?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3824 on: January 21, 2013, 03:04:03 pm »
Teach them to appreciate cats.

WWUD if a beer aquifer was found?
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