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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673652 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3780 on: January 13, 2013, 04:59:45 am »
Rig up a screw pump to try to shove it into a cage trap in an effort to tame and start breeding it.

WWUD if a mermaid diplomat showed up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3781 on: January 13, 2013, 05:27:54 am »
"You're lucky the value of your bones have gone down."

WWUD if suddenly they went back up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3782 on: January 13, 2013, 06:57:01 am »
Murder some of them for their bones, make crafts out of them and sell them to the merperson caravan which apparently exists along with the diplomat.

WWUD if there was a merperson caravan?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3783 on: January 13, 2013, 11:35:11 am »
Watch as they air drown trying to reach the trade depot. Cue mermaid war, with equally hilarious results.

What if the mermaids had a spark of genius and decided to flood the embark before invading?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3784 on: January 13, 2013, 01:30:06 pm »
Nothing would happen, as the embark was already flooded by Urist.

WWUD if a giant werevampireman visited the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3785 on: January 13, 2013, 03:19:23 pm »
Nothing. He would arrive at the same time as human caravan. Humans, after seeing something that could result in another "Twilight" book would rip him apart with bare fists to just don't let that happen.

WWUD after having his tongue bitten off by a crow woman? (true story... this just happened to my poor Urist McHunter ;_;)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3786 on: January 13, 2013, 08:30:55 pm »
Never again try to make out with anthropomorphic bird women. Or speak, for that matter.

WWUD in the above situation, but he didn't know sign language and couldn't read or write?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3787 on: January 13, 2013, 11:46:01 pm »
Get his tongue ripped out. Anthropomorphic bird women don't take kindly to random alcoholic bearded midgets just walking up and groping them.

WWUD if he was migrant traveling with a wave to a fortress which the brochure had claimed was "totally safe and undeadly"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3788 on: January 14, 2013, 01:23:07 am »
Die horribly after being chased by 5 giraffe thralls.

WWUD after becoming a noble?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3789 on: January 14, 2013, 01:28:09 pm »
Pull a lever.

What would Urist McMechanic do if a gremlin pulled the lever meant for Urist McNoble?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3790 on: January 14, 2013, 01:35:14 pm »
Laugh, and thn get pissed when he found out he had cleanup duty.

WWUD if Urist McNoble mandated he pull said lever instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3791 on: January 14, 2013, 02:51:30 pm »
Jump from a waterfall. It would be less painfull.

WWUD if suddenly a cave-in right in front of him would reveal circus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3792 on: January 14, 2013, 05:32:12 pm »
Run. Run and tell his friends that the circus is coming. To bring their bats and platters. The clowns would entertain.
Then die.

WWUD if she had to fight off the clowns with nothing but a slade sock, and Legendary Misc. Object skill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3793 on: January 14, 2013, 06:39:12 pm »
Defeat a whole demon army by herself. Die of dehydration because she didn't have time to look for booze, too busy cleaning herself etc...

WWUD if it would be possible to ride wheelbarrows like minecarts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3794 on: January 14, 2013, 06:42:48 pm »
2 stage dwarf rocket.

WWUD if he had to choose between a lever that released the booze, and the lever that sets off the catsplosion?
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