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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673626 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3750 on: January 10, 2013, 12:37:40 am »
Engraved on the ceiling is an image of cow cheese.

WWUD if Michelangelo came back as a sadistic ghost to punish him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3751 on: January 10, 2013, 12:47:41 am »
Engrave a memorial slab for Michelangelo and banishing him back into the ether.

WWUD if he embarked on adamantine ground.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3752 on: January 10, 2013, 01:47:49 am »
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WWUD if there were chili peppers in DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3753 on: January 10, 2013, 04:42:45 am »
He would brew booze of them. And then die of dehydration, because he wouldn't be able to eat or drink anything after that...

WWUD if it would be possible to ride wagons? (TO NARNIA!)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3754 on: January 10, 2013, 05:55:04 am »
Arrange an unfortunate accident for the queen, then begin his own reign of terror, which contains more booze and fire and screaming.

WWUD if he was sucked into The Neverending Story universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3755 on: January 10, 2013, 09:08:24 am »
I dunno. Falcor leather sock?

WWUD if he lives in Moria.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3756 on: January 10, 2013, 12:15:33 pm »
Chop down forest, Show Legolos why only nancies use bows.

WWUD In Super Mario World?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3757 on: January 10, 2013, 01:31:16 pm »


Not this. Oh god, please not this.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3758 on: January 10, 2013, 02:57:55 pm »
WWUD if he stubbed his toe?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3759 on: January 10, 2013, 05:06:50 pm »
Break a nail. Then spend the next 2 years spewing clouds of miasma.

WWUD if Cthulhu invaded the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3760 on: January 10, 2013, 05:29:11 pm »
Be bored to death by the "eldritch horror." He's seen worse. Cthulhu would subsequently become melancholy.

WWUD if Someone put minced onions in his +crundle tallow bisquit+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3761 on: January 10, 2013, 05:35:45 pm »
Eat it anyways. Urist learnt to dull his taste buds a long time ago.




WWUD if he were forced to eat tallow in a none biscuit form?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3762 on: January 10, 2013, 11:34:49 pm »
Eat a wonderful dog tallow roast, filled with masterfully minced dog tallow, masterfully minced dog tallow, masterfully minced dog tallow, and masterfully minced dog tallow. It is the best meal of his life! If only it had more dog tallow...

WWUD if nutrition was implemented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3763 on: January 11, 2013, 12:46:04 am »
Die of malnutrition from eating the same shit over and over.

WWUD if obesity actually affected his health?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3764 on: January 11, 2013, 12:59:17 am »
What he always does. He's most likely going to die or be deleted within a few years, anyways.

WWUD if he had the genesis device from Star Trek?
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