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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673607 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3735 on: January 07, 2013, 09:48:54 pm »
Shoot a goblin through the eye, killing them.

WWUD if his spouse was absolutely terrifie of his pet?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3736 on: January 08, 2013, 08:36:57 am »
Adopt another pet of the same type.

WWUD if her spouse adopted two absolutely terrifying creatures as pets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3737 on: January 08, 2013, 11:00:14 am »
Get brutally murdered by her own spouse because one of his pets died.

WWUD if he discovered a lifetime supply of barrels of various underground booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3738 on: January 08, 2013, 11:17:23 am »
"Urist has been missing for over a week"

WWUD with seperate move and attack speeds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3739 on: January 08, 2013, 02:52:29 pm »
Miss all the attacks then get punched in the head, killing him instantly.



WWUD if he were actually skilled and not a simple potash maker?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3740 on: January 08, 2013, 04:56:29 pm »
Adopt all of the fort's cats, because he can get away with it now.

WWMcCatloverD if his cats were killed by zonbies, then raised as undead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3741 on: January 09, 2013, 11:12:28 am »
Go into to melancholy, commit suicide and join the undead. UNITED WE STAND, EVEN IN DEATH!

WWUD, if electricity existed in DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3742 on: January 09, 2013, 02:51:55 pm »
Make some sort of super project involving magma with it.

WWUD if toady removed !!SCIENCE!!
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3743 on: January 09, 2013, 04:48:16 pm »
Get banned from the forums, continue ‼SCIENCE‼ elsewhere.

WWUD if his computer died and he couldn't play dorf fortress? :c
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3744 on: January 09, 2013, 04:57:06 pm »
Die horribly, the only way it would have broken is if some dwarf (read: idiot) dug into the fortress' goblin logic powered computer

WWUD if dwarves invented porn
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3745 on: January 09, 2013, 05:27:34 pm »
*This is a well engraved image of dwarves and long island dressing....*






WWUD if they invented salad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3746 on: January 09, 2013, 05:48:08 pm »
It's masterfully cooked salad containing wood, leaves, roots and fruits. There is masterfully engraved image of a message "for the elven caravan"

About previous post - "Urist McPornstar strikes Udib with his ***(...)"... >_>

WWUD if some crazy leatherworker would invent parachutes?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3747 on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:37 pm »
Urist cancels Deploy Parachute : Unsafe terrain

WWUD if Hitler migrated to the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3748 on: January 09, 2013, 08:49:29 pm »
Challenge him to a facestabbing contest to see who can genocide the most elves only by stabbing them in the face.

WWUD once he became a legendary knife-user?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3749 on: January 09, 2013, 09:56:48 pm »
Die horribly after being conscripted into the military, given that most people just assign units generic sets of armor and weaponry.


WWUD if was chosen to repaint (or in this case engrave) the cisteen chapel
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