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[Mr Space Cat]

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ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, Mr. Space Cat? THIS Mr. Space Cat? Creator (or rather - one of 4 creators) of "For The Glory of The New Lunar Republic"?

ermagurd, that. Yeah, uh. It wasn't anything special. The remixes all had a similar tempo and stuff and required very little tampering. I'm no professional musician/mixer/dj/whatever, I really don't deserve credit for that. The sound quality isn't even that good, and in retrospect I think it's a bit of a fustercluck. 

I'm interested in writing some guitar music, possibly original stuff inspired by ponies and possibly some covers/remixes of other brony music, but I'm not actively making/recording anything at the moment. Too busy with real life and video games.
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and now for something completely different.

Urist would lie and the ground and crawl over the bunny because it's the shortest route as determined on the dwarven collective's "shortest route algorithm^tm" The bunny would probably be very confused by an alcoholic bearded midget crawling over him.

WWUD if he was a bunny?

[Coldnar]

Encounter a dwarven hunter and promply shatter thier skull, pushing the skull through the brain.

WWUD if he survived massive brain damage and returned to the fort?

[Corai]

Due to the brain damage, be the only sane dwarf.

WWUD if he somehow united every elf, dwarf, kobold, goblin, human and animal person under one banner and into one civilization?

[Shrimp12345]

He would kill an elf and cause a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if he realized there may be more to life than booze and painful death!

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

He would kill himself with a drawbridge after realizing that he has wasted 120 years of his life.

WWUD if he would wake up after a battle in a coffin, and suddenly heard a fissing sound and felt great heat? (You know what I'm talking about. Dwarf Fortress is not a Dwarf Fortress without obsidian tombs)
(I'm also not sure about typing in this time in english... is it... future simple? I have no idea, but I haven't studied it yet, so sorry about any spelling mistakes)

[hops]

Receive the searing embrace of Armok.

WWUD if he was in Nethack

[IcyTea31]

Kill 120 elves, celebrate the extinction of elvenkind with a potion of booze and a violet fungus corpse, then be killed by a mind flayer while hallucinating.

WWUD if there was a hallucinogenic mushroom growable in Dwarf Fortress?

[hops]

SMOKE EAT WEED MUSHROOM ERRY DAY

WWUD if he the only living being that keeps the world from plunging into the Age of Emptiness.

[ikachan]

Take all the world's booze then die by spending too much time drinking and not enough time eating.

What would Urist do if a fire breathing titan started a forest fire?

[Scootagoose]

Catch and Fire on go to sleep.



WWUD if he slept on fire?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Look at my username.
Everyone in the fort would rush to get his *!!Troll Fur Socks!!* and the fire would spread over the whole world.


WWUD after seeing one of his friends getting beaten by a FB?

[Mr Space Cat]

Run.
...Unless Urist is in the military. Then he'd bravely charge the Forgotten Beast and also start getting beaten up. Now his friend isn't alone!

WWUD if he was rotting all over and spewing miasma?

[Shrimp12345]

Continue working like normal, and make himself and everyone else unhappy because why not.

WWUD if he had access to modern metallurgy?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

Platinium mugs and barrels for booze. Masterfully decorated. Who needs weapons anyways?

WWUD after getting stuck in barracks during a siege, with only bows and arrows taken from gobbos?

[Scootagoose]

Drop arrows and use the bow as a club.




WWUD if he could actually use a ranged weapon?