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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673512 times)

Montopolis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3555 on: December 17, 2012, 10:35:49 pm »
Be killed by Wolf Larsen.

WWUD if he was an overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3556 on: December 17, 2012, 11:01:54 pm »
Be a normal overseer. And by that I mean flood the world with magma.

WWUD if he found out the world is a giant hammer with adamantine handle.
(I think DF world is flat)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3557 on: December 18, 2012, 12:23:44 am »
Ascend to godhood and wield the world against the forces of darkness elfiness.

WWUD if the forces of elfiness were all wiped out and he had nothing left to do?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3558 on: December 18, 2012, 01:25:47 am »
Take a long, deserved break and drink up all the alcohol.

WWUD with his own theme song?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3559 on: December 18, 2012, 09:13:32 am »
Listen to it.  Not too bad.

WWUD if she made her own theme while still in her one dwarf fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3560 on: December 18, 2012, 02:53:37 pm »
Become a legendary dorf bard with superdwarven musicality.

WWUD if suddenly BARD COMPETITION?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3561 on: December 18, 2012, 03:52:19 pm »
The sound akin to skull and skin bashing against stone.




WWUD if he actually had musical talent?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3562 on: December 18, 2012, 03:59:15 pm »
Dump stats?  ha, to the barracks with you!

PUMP, PUMP, PUMP, SPAR, SPAR, SPAR, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, BLARG - A DEATH IN FIRE

WWUD if given a choice of professions (as in the overseer was not a dictator but like a prime minister).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3563 on: December 18, 2012, 04:54:32 pm »
Choose to be a soap maker; never even make soap.

WWUD if shortage of skilled metalsmiths?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3564 on: December 18, 2012, 04:58:42 pm »
Die due to the lack of armor and weapons when the goblins invaded.


WWUD if he didn't have goblin neighbors or any metal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3565 on: December 18, 2012, 06:24:38 pm »
Die from the local undead skelephants instead...without any armor or weapons. In other words, die horribly.

WWUD if he pulled the wrong lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3566 on: December 18, 2012, 06:44:16 pm »
Kill the goblins in water, rather than the intended magma. Tantrum because that wasn't nearly as much fun to watch as it should have been.

WWUD if the goblins sailed in across the dwarves' lake of magma in an iron boat?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3567 on: December 19, 2012, 12:25:20 pm »
Notice that the skin of their feet has been scalded onto the boat, and tip it over when they can't get out. (Dwarf Fortress, now with convection!)

WWUD if the boat didn't melt the skin off their feet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3568 on: December 20, 2012, 09:56:39 pm »
hire the plump helmet men to defend the fort

what would urist do if if urist had 1 year to live?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3569 on: December 20, 2012, 10:21:28 pm »
Tantrum and pull the doomsday lever. Not like he will die for the next year, anyways, and then he has that whole time to eat, play with his cats, and admire the oh-so-fine Adamantine door which didn't melt.

WWUD if Borg invasion?
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