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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673513 times)

pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3540 on: December 12, 2012, 10:02:18 am »
Throw a chair at his child then tantrum because his child is dead.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3541 on: December 12, 2012, 05:26:11 pm »
Be beardless. Fail to metabolize alcohol for energy, be unable to obtain enough oxygen deep underground to survive, and tantrum whilst suffocating/his entire body shuts down.

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3542 on: December 15, 2012, 03:32:55 pm »
Die because she dodged into the ocean.



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3543 on: December 15, 2012, 09:23:36 pm »
Try to swim across it to the island way over yonder horizon. Get eaten by a whale.

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3544 on: December 15, 2012, 09:25:42 pm »
Cause tantrum spiral.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3545 on: December 15, 2012, 09:43:08 pm »
Stuff a kobold in it.

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3546 on: December 15, 2012, 09:44:30 pm »
Take a nap, leaving the kobold in the toaster.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3547 on: December 15, 2012, 09:49:46 pm »
Travel to the past to learn how the first anvil was made...and end up falling into a volcano.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3548 on: December 16, 2012, 05:41:03 pm »
Make elfs chop trees: Make kobolds give gifts: Make goblins commit suicide And then make dwarfs love trees.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3549 on: December 16, 2012, 09:57:03 pm »
Leave it at the bottom of the cavern, causing three dwarves to die while attempting to retrieve it.




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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3550 on: December 16, 2012, 10:36:17 pm »
He does. He cares even more about everyone else's items even more. Why else would he run to get his best friends socks off of his still warm corpse after he was trampled by a horde of Clown-kin elephants ridden by Clown
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3551 on: December 17, 2012, 12:31:36 am »
Because he wanted to die horribly, obviously!

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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3552 on: December 17, 2012, 12:59:09 am »
Urist would take up the challenge and die...of old age.  After living a life of horrible suffering!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3553 on: December 17, 2012, 10:11:48 pm »
Notify the overseer and prepare for a grand feast as the overseer build the undead farm.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3554 on: December 17, 2012, 10:22:41 pm »
"What's that, seal? You want me to check out your teeth? Sure!"

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