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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673497 times)

pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3525 on: December 10, 2012, 02:54:10 pm »
Bite elves.

WWUD if he was a weredwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3526 on: December 10, 2012, 03:16:10 pm »
Urist McWeredwarf cancels rampage: On Break

WWUD if he drank up all the booze while on break?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3527 on: December 10, 2012, 06:41:11 pm »
Go off break. He'd start to get to work brewing more booze, but he'd turn around just after reaching the still and go take a month-long nap instead.

WWUD if suddenly giant zombie hedgehog?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3528 on: December 11, 2012, 04:21:47 pm »
Get killed by the hedge hog after lunching it

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3529 on: December 11, 2012, 04:48:20 pm »
Cower in the corner until they all air drown.

WWUD if terminators were sent back in time to kill him?
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Montopolis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3530 on: December 11, 2012, 09:32:23 pm »
Jump down a Glowing Pit.

WWUD if he was stuck between a clown and Cacame?
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Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3531 on: December 11, 2012, 10:16:39 pm »
Grab Cacame and throw him at the clown.

WWUD if Musicality suddenly became important?
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Montopolis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3532 on: December 11, 2012, 10:22:25 pm »
Sing.

WWUD if he survived a vampire draining?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3533 on: December 11, 2012, 11:18:02 pm »
Yeah from blood loss. As they say, its not the fall that kills you, its the pit of goblins with adamantine swords. Or somethine like that.

WWUD if all dwarves became Furiously Fornicating Feline Fighters?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3534 on: December 12, 2012, 12:12:59 am »
fornicate furiously, then fight. Then lick his paws.

WWUD if a cat was attached to his socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3535 on: December 12, 2012, 12:46:29 am »
Wear the sock. Obviously. And have his foot mauled. Obviously.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3536 on: December 12, 2012, 12:48:30 am »
Walk around, then get attacked by a Furious-Ultralisk-Cat-Knight. Just because.

WWUD if zergling rush?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3537 on: December 12, 2012, 12:55:10 am »
Close the drawbridge.

WWUD if he could give a Flying Furious-Ultralisk-Cat-Knight to the Regent?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3538 on: December 12, 2012, 02:10:59 am »
Witness an "unfortunate accident" and blame the knight for the noble's demise.

WWUD if suddenly mayor?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3539 on: December 12, 2012, 04:12:53 am »
Mandate slade coins, and in a spark of moderate intelligence, sentence all levers to death.

WWUD if goblin siege and no levers?
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