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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673501 times)

Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3510 on: December 09, 2012, 09:21:16 am »
Find all overseers and wrestle them to death for supreme dominance!  Then get struck in the head by a spinning sock and struck down.

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress had quick time events added to it?
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endoric

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3511 on: December 09, 2012, 10:18:01 am »
Urist cancles react to quick time: Interupted by not knowing what quick time is.

WWUD if he knew what quick time was?
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Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3512 on: December 09, 2012, 12:25:39 pm »
Press X to drink booze.

WWUD if he found out about this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3513 on: December 09, 2012, 12:39:42 pm »
Make a dwarfputer capable of sending all his bad thoughts to the overseer, causing them to throw their monitor at a cop hammerman.

WWUD if we reached a tenative truce by offering one marvel to dwarves?
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Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
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Urist McLaptop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3514 on: December 09, 2012, 07:16:31 pm »
Break the truce

WWUD if the fortress was invaded with aliens
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Montopolis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3515 on: December 09, 2012, 07:29:51 pm »
Take a break.

WWUD if the aliens took the booze?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3516 on: December 09, 2012, 07:32:00 pm »
Cry to the overseer about the lack of booze.




WWUD if walls were destructible?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3517 on: December 09, 2012, 07:50:45 pm »
Urist has mandated the production of dynamite

WWUD If molotov cocktails?
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3518 on: December 09, 2012, 09:07:28 pm »
Set it on fire, then drink it, then throw the bottle.
The goblins get pelted with hundreds of glass fragments, and Urist gets her stomach set on fire.

WWUD if suddenly steam powered robot merchants?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3519 on: December 09, 2012, 09:09:13 pm »
He would die. Because he tried to kill it and take it's stuff.



WWUD if elves could control animals with their mind?
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Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3520 on: December 09, 2012, 11:25:24 pm »
Find an elf, chop off his head, and use it to raise an army of capybaras!

WWUD if he could brew hatred into booze?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3521 on: December 09, 2012, 11:27:22 pm »
Become very, very rich. And drunk.

WWUD if booze degenerated into hatred?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3522 on: December 09, 2012, 11:28:18 pm »
Tantrum, and throw the rage booze at Urist McLegendaryAxedwarf. Fun ensures.

WWUD if molotov kittens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3523 on: December 10, 2012, 06:16:54 am »
It's called a catapult for a very good reason.

WWUD if thermonuclear kittens?
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Urist McRas

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3524 on: December 10, 2012, 01:49:48 pm »
Would engrave them exploding.

WWUD if he was a wereelf?
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Quote from: Doughnut189 on November 25, 2013, 02:17:01 am
The fortresses are penal colonies.
The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.
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