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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673490 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3480 on: December 08, 2012, 02:47:57 pm »
Build the shoe.

WWUD If he had no sock to go with the shoe?
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Urist McLaptop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3481 on: December 08, 2012, 03:33:33 pm »
Run around named and jabbering like an idIOT

WWUD during a goblin invasion
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3482 on: December 08, 2012, 03:48:56 pm »
Urist would pull the lever!

WWUD if the lever did nothing?
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WaffleEggnog

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3483 on: December 08, 2012, 04:09:35 pm »
Keep trying unmarked levers until he got the right one

WUDD if he pulled the "Operation fuck the world" lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3484 on: December 08, 2012, 04:11:56 pm »
Go get a drink

WWUD if THAT lever didn't work either
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Urist McRas

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3485 on: December 08, 2012, 06:16:38 pm »
He'd try to wrestle the goblins.

WWUD if he succeed?
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Quote from: Doughnut189 on November 25, 2013, 02:17:01 am
The fortresses are penal colonies.
The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3486 on: December 08, 2012, 06:32:22 pm »
Go wrestle a crocodile.

WWUD if he won, but he croc bit off his hand.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3487 on: December 08, 2012, 06:35:59 pm »
Get killed as the crock beats him with his hand

WWUD if he turned into a vampire
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3488 on: December 08, 2012, 08:02:17 pm »
Make a meal out of blood and ale.



WWUD if there was use for the barrels full of blood?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3489 on: December 08, 2012, 08:11:33 pm »
Make coagulated blood blocks!

WWUD if the entire fortresswas cast from the blood of dead goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3490 on: December 08, 2012, 08:15:55 pm »
Admire a finely crafted chair lately

WWUD if he was possessed
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3491 on: December 08, 2012, 08:19:40 pm »
Make a useless rock toy boat that you cannot sell.


WWUD if he could actually make useful artifacts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3492 on: December 08, 2012, 08:25:56 pm »
Make an artifact mace...out of adamantine...and decorate it with rings and spikes of raw adamantine and use up all the candy stocks in the process.

WWUD if he made an artifact out of his beard, and what would the artifact be?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3493 on: December 08, 2012, 09:14:59 pm »
A new beard.

WWUD if the artifact beard was stolen?
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3494 on: December 08, 2012, 09:50:17 pm »
A new type of tantrum spiral that has never been seen before.



WWUD if he could actually invade the kobold camp that thief came from?
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