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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673475 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3465 on: December 07, 2012, 07:06:56 pm »
Burn himself trying to load the gun.

WWUD if he had explosive bullets for his AK47?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3466 on: December 07, 2012, 07:42:39 pm »
Blow up because he accidentally spilled booze on them while loading, and then tried to shoot.

WWUD If he had regular bullets for his AK47?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3467 on: December 07, 2012, 07:59:40 pm »
Tantrum because he accidentally shot another dwarf causing loyalty cascade.

WWUD if he was in DF 1
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3468 on: December 07, 2012, 08:14:26 pm »
Die in some stupidly retarded way, because dorfs never learn.

WWUD if Toady put him in charge of his own development?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3469 on: December 07, 2012, 08:22:56 pm »
Make Slaves to Urist: Chapter 2: Cat Fortress: History of Kawaii and Engrish

WWUD if he has a syndrome blood that turn everything into clowns.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3470 on: December 07, 2012, 10:35:58 pm »
Impale himself on a spear and drown in the community well.

WWUD if he was captured by a clown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3471 on: December 07, 2012, 11:16:59 pm »
Kick off one of his socks and strike the clown in the head, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain.

WWUD if he had the power to mod his own game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3472 on: December 08, 2012, 12:01:41 am »
Make everything booze. EVERYTHING IS BOOZE. EVERY

FUCKING

THING

IS

BOOZE!

WWUD if he became the only sane dwarf, and everyone would listen to him? And he didn't want a drink?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3473 on: December 08, 2012, 04:20:03 am »
He'd want a drink. Everybody would offer themselves.

WWUD if the local vampire was also his lover?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3474 on: December 08, 2012, 07:07:11 am »
Admire "Twilight" for it's realism.

WWUD if he was Russian?
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The mountainhome has far too many degenerates too deal with by itself, so it sends out minor nobles to establish penal colonies across the world.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3475 on: December 08, 2012, 10:37:33 am »
Play Russian roullette then tantrum because he won.

WWUD if he was a dictator
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3476 on: December 08, 2012, 11:22:29 am »
Mandate the production of leather thongs and face masks.  Everyone must carry a donkey bone amulet around and every wall engraving must be done on even days and commemorated with a break for all chained animals.  All alcohol drinkers must loveingly take the little green alien off their keg before pouring.
  Violators will find themselfs posed and encased in obsidian for statues.

WWUD if Aenenu was colonized by Spanish conquistidors?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3477 on: December 08, 2012, 01:46:05 pm »
He'd never expect the Spanish Inquisition...until it happens.

WWUD if he had the power to spit booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3478 on: December 08, 2012, 02:44:01 pm »
Swallow his spit.

WWUD If he had the power to spit !!booze!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3479 on: December 08, 2012, 02:46:18 pm »
Give free booze to all the booze

WWUD if he could create either an artifact candy axe.....or a shoe
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.
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