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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673461 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3435 on: December 05, 2012, 12:20:17 am »
Stuff them in a cage and feed them dirt.

WWUD if the computer he was running on was stuttering and freezing and crashing constantly?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Damiac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3436 on: December 05, 2012, 09:16:11 am »
Try to find a more complicated path, in an attempt to crash the computer, hopefully corrupting the save file, and ending his miserable existence.

WWUD if he corrupted the save file, yet still existed?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3437 on: December 05, 2012, 01:26:53 pm »
Urist cancels everything: Caught in a stable timeloop.

WWUD if space travel was possible?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Damiac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3438 on: December 05, 2012, 01:47:26 pm »
What he does now: Move 1 space at a time  :P (wise-ass response, I know)

WWUD if he was able to travel to outer space.
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3439 on: December 05, 2012, 02:46:03 pm »
Go to the epicenter of the big bang, uncreate the universe.
Challenge Armok to a battle, spirit bomb universe biatom at Armok.
Watch Armok laugh as it bounces off harmlessly, and then become the material of the universe as Armok skins him.

WWUD if cIV-DF mod?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3440 on: December 05, 2012, 03:39:08 pm »
Quit due to lack of magma and underground buildings.

WWUD if he was a gangsta rapper, and Eminem just called him out?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3441 on: December 05, 2012, 04:19:56 pm »
Piss about in the fortress until Eminem invades, and then deploy the orbital magma cannon.

WWUD If he had to choose between life without alchohal for all dwarves except him or life without alchohal for him only?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3442 on: December 05, 2012, 04:42:28 pm »
Choose to give himself the alchohol. Nobody else would notice, since they don't know that alchohol is.

WWUD if alchohol was discovered to be extremely toxic, yet taste almost exactly like alcohol for 98% of the population?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3443 on: December 05, 2012, 04:46:10 pm »
Die due to alchohol poisoning.

WWUD with an Uzi?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3444 on: December 05, 2012, 04:47:21 pm »
Give Corai a taste of his own medicine.

WWUD if Corai stole his Uzi, and is now rampaging through the fortress, dual-wielding tiny Israeli SMGs?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3445 on: December 05, 2012, 04:48:57 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
panic button to flood the fort.  kobolds don't like magma. . .

WWUD with a time machine?
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3446 on: December 05, 2012, 05:15:42 pm »
Go back in time and give dwarves the first anvil and the first pick.


WWUD If he had to choose between life without alcohol for all dwarves except him or life without alcohol for him only?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3447 on: December 05, 2012, 10:08:47 pm »
Urist would get unhappy thoughts at repeating WWUD questions.

WWUD if he was ambushed by a pack of wolves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3448 on: December 05, 2012, 10:41:22 pm »
Martial trance, collect leather and meat for the fortress.

WWUD if he was in a bar and it was about to close?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3449 on: December 06, 2012, 12:58:55 am »
...a bar the closes in DF? What fucked up fortress would even entertain that notion?


What would Urist right as the lyrics to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9fddSLyf9Y&list=HL1354773444 assuming she could actually write and read?
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