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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673464 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3420 on: December 02, 2012, 04:15:08 pm »
Nothing. He is restricted to pathing to where walking dwarves can.

What will Spidurist do when that pathfinding issue gets fixed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3421 on: December 02, 2012, 06:00:21 pm »
Get stuck on a wall anyway because an extremely threatening fluffy wambler is in the way.

WWUD if SpiderUrist could shoot booze instead of webs?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3422 on: December 02, 2012, 06:14:06 pm »
Nothing. He'd just sit in his room all day, drinking.


wwud if he were allergic to alcohol?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3423 on: December 02, 2012, 08:23:14 pm »
Be an elf. Die like an elf.

WWUD if his best friend was secretly an elven spy?
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3424 on: December 02, 2012, 09:38:00 pm »
"Wot best friend? All I see is a pile of hippy chunks."

WWUD if demons tried to sell her insurance?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3425 on: December 02, 2012, 11:00:42 pm »
Run away. She isn't a stupid human and she can tell that it was a demon.


WWUD if said demon came to them as a "god"?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3426 on: December 03, 2012, 12:41:45 am »
Drop a block of obsidian on it's head, to test whether it was really all that divine.

WWUD if she lived as a hermit?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3427 on: December 03, 2012, 05:17:34 am »
Be a noble and become utterly traumitized at a bears royal cave

WWUD with 20 forgotten beast bone amulets
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3428 on: December 03, 2012, 01:34:30 pm »
Atom smash them. Admire the fine tantrums it generates in the bone carver who made the masterworks.

WWUD if a ghost ripped her leg off while she was living as a vampire necromancer hermit outside a fort?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3429 on: December 03, 2012, 11:45:09 pm »
Reanimate her leg and name it Boots.

WWUD if she could train her newly reanimated leg?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3430 on: December 04, 2012, 08:05:26 am »
stick it back into place and keep walking.


WWUD if he was a wizard, Urist
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3431 on: December 04, 2012, 05:27:02 pm »
Shrug and walk away, then he'd die because he dodged off a cliff because he saw a bear.



WWUD if he decided to teach the entire fort the secrets of life and death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3432 on: December 04, 2012, 05:33:01 pm »
Only elves go to school or booklearn.  They take him to an execution square to be publicly killed.  This ensues, Urist still dies.

WWUD if the goblins found proof that they were right to kidnap childrens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3433 on: December 04, 2012, 06:17:58 pm »
Nothing. Urist McHammerdwarf would just kill him for promoting Goblin propaganda, true or not.



WWUD if the goblins kidnapped him instead of his child?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3434 on: December 04, 2012, 06:39:35 pm »
Urist would beat the goblin to death with his own sack, then go on to slaughter another couple hundred gobbos wielding this same troll-fur sack.

WWUD if he kidnapped the goblins that tried to kidnap him, instead of, y'know, brutally beating them to death with cloth?
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