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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673455 times)

Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3390 on: November 29, 2012, 05:49:48 pm »
Drink booze from the river.

WWUD if Giants were bigger than dwarves (As in multi-tile bigger, rather than just mass bigger.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3391 on: November 29, 2012, 05:51:19 pm »
light it on fire; throw it at elves.
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go shadow of the colossus on dem giant's collective rears.

WWUD if he had seventeen arms, but only one had fingers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3392 on: November 29, 2012, 06:29:47 pm »
Use those arms as flails. or bleed to death from cuts on those many arms.


wwud if he was give a choice on what he could ride as a mount?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3393 on: November 29, 2012, 06:38:19 pm »
Mount another dwarf. A taller, four armed dwarf quad wielding two shield, and axe and a spear would be neigh unstoppable.

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S is shield
s is spear

WWUD if such a beast came to slaughter his hold?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3394 on: November 29, 2012, 08:04:00 pm »
Go mad at the sight of this eldritch abomination and punch his friend's pet kitten in the face, shattering the skull and tearing the brain! Enter the Tantrum Spiral, stage left.

WWUD if suddenly a horde of haunting fog horse husks swarmed toward the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3395 on: November 29, 2012, 11:27:08 pm »
Nothing, he's suffering from severe trauma of the central nervous system.

What would Urist do if this was also a reanimating biome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3396 on: November 30, 2012, 03:31:02 am »
Join the ranks of the unliving, and feast upon mortal flesh.

WWUD if he found mortal flesh tasted pretty nasty?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3397 on: November 30, 2012, 06:38:06 am »
Eat elves and goblins instead.

WWUD if he was handed a featherwood training hammer and told to fight off the goblin siege on his own?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3398 on: November 30, 2012, 08:12:50 am »
scrape up some of that !!forgotten beast gunk!! onto the hammer and get to work.


WWUD if he was transported to another roguelike?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3399 on: November 30, 2012, 11:07:35 am »
Gobins Something always needs dismembering in a roguelike.  Urist is that thing.

WWUD if transported to the Sims?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3400 on: November 30, 2012, 12:20:41 pm »
Burn down EVERYTHING, so he feels right at home.

WWUD if transported to Spacestation 13?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3401 on: November 30, 2012, 02:08:40 pm »
The Security Cyborg hits Urist in the head with the ☼stun baton☼, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!
Urist has been struck down.

WWUD if he found a crossbow with a single iron bolt, with a note that said "End it"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3402 on: November 30, 2012, 02:41:40 pm »
He would pick it up and put it in the ammo stockpile

What would Urist McPeasant do if he got scratched by a kitty on his hand?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3403 on: November 30, 2012, 02:43:03 pm »
Punch the kitty.

WWUD if he lost a fist fight with a cat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3404 on: November 30, 2012, 02:46:09 pm »
That's how cats won the right to pick their owners.

WWUD if he found the goose who laid golden eggs?
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!
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