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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673434 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3330 on: November 18, 2012, 02:46:05 pm »
Into the Migrant Hole with him!

What Would Urist (male) Do if dwarves reproduced like seahorses?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3331 on: November 18, 2012, 03:10:51 pm »
Use the baby as a shield.



WWUD if found out he was in a video game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3332 on: November 18, 2012, 03:25:40 pm »
Urist McHauler cancels Store Item: Breaking the fourth wall. [They'd band together and use some stupid dwarf trick to get at us.]

WWUD if his pet peahen was mercilessly killed by goblin invaders?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3333 on: November 18, 2012, 05:16:36 pm »
Turn into a WERE-PEACOCK and KILL THEM!

WWUD if suddenly she was made of rubber?
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Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3334 on: November 18, 2012, 05:50:40 pm »
Laugh at goblins and slip ale in their face as they were slashed at.



WWUD if he were given a mount?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3335 on: November 18, 2012, 10:32:52 pm »
Leave it to starve in the dining room.

WWUD if the gods were angry with him for misusing their divinely-gifted powers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3336 on: November 18, 2012, 10:45:16 pm »
Burn down the forest, then light a thief on fire in the booze stockpile. Then go berserk, sending fire at everything one loves in the fortress. Rawarrr!

WWUD if in a world where magic was very common?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3337 on: November 18, 2012, 10:49:48 pm »
NECROMANCERS. EVERYWHERE. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

WWUD if necromancers everywhere aaaaahhhhh?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3338 on: November 18, 2012, 10:54:02 pm »
She'd BE a necromancer, therefore safe from zombies.

WWUD if cheese, everywhere, everytime?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3339 on: November 18, 2012, 10:58:58 pm »
This is a Goat Cheese Biscuit. It has minced Goat Cheese, Minced Cow Cheese, Minced Pig Cheese...




WWUD if he were forced to eat cheese for the rest of his life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3340 on: November 19, 2012, 09:30:50 am »
http://www.gourmet-food.com/gourmet-cheese/gourmet-alcohol-infused-cheese-10305.aspx



WWUD is he was forced to eat AMERICAN cheese the rest of his life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3341 on: November 19, 2012, 10:45:56 am »
Tantrum Spiral his fortress into oblivion after the fourth year of repetion.

WWUD do if Hobbits were found in the world of Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3342 on: November 19, 2012, 10:54:31 am »
Hill Dwarves.

WWUD if nobody did any science, ever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3343 on: November 19, 2012, 05:33:23 pm »
They would instead create a dwarven utopia.

WWUD if utopia?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3344 on: November 19, 2012, 06:28:54 pm »
!!Science!!, therefore destroying it.

WWUD if candy rain?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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