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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673426 times)

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3315 on: November 16, 2012, 11:02:50 pm »

Fish for beetles



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3316 on: November 17, 2012, 08:18:54 am »

Set ze universty on fire!/Get slowly converted into A elf after trying to burn the building down.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3317 on: November 17, 2012, 08:24:33 am »

But the Dwarves dug to greedly and dug too deep. ...

"You have discovered a eeerie caveren. The air above the dark stone flooor is alive with votrises ofpurple light and dark, boiling clouds. seemingly bottomless glowing pits mark the surface..."

 "Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!"

Urist has been struck down

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3318 on: November 17, 2012, 10:01:53 am »

Urist was eaten by a grue.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3319 on: November 17, 2012, 10:05:12 am »

Stick them in magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3320 on: November 17, 2012, 11:22:24 am »

Nothing, he needs another dwarf to bring him to a bed so he can rest.


What would Urist do with psychic powers that didn't work on elves or magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3321 on: November 17, 2012, 12:14:05 pm »

become an ethanolomancer, wreaking destruction his his mastery of booze.



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3322 on: November 17, 2012, 12:14:57 pm »

Commit suicide.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3323 on: November 17, 2012, 12:35:56 pm »

Elephun the Elephant

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3324 on: November 17, 2012, 12:38:29 pm »

Highly racist, offensive songs involving elves.

What would Urist do if he got his hands on some artifact shades?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3325 on: November 17, 2012, 05:43:10 pm »

Militia guy: Commander Urist! Our men are all dead, and the goblins are entering now! What do we do?!

Urist: Looks like we need to use... (Puts shades on) the atom smasher.
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3326 on: November 17, 2012, 05:49:48 pm »

Nothing except keep living his dorfy life.
At least, until the goblins attacked and he was horribly murdered along with everyone else in the cramped little hellhole of a burrow he was sent to.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3327 on: November 17, 2012, 10:35:05 pm »

Be exploited as a military dwarf.




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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3328 on: November 17, 2012, 10:36:54 pm »

brake out and promptly get mauled by there pet dragons.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3329 on: November 17, 2012, 11:03:47 pm »

Crush the kobold. Urist is too heavy.
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