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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673429 times)

Scootagoose

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3300 on: November 15, 2012, 03:18:35 pm »
Laugh as the puny goblins and elves were destroyed by his hundreds of zombie ravens, kittens and dwarven migrants.



WWUD if the noble became aware of unfortunate accidents?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3301 on: November 15, 2012, 09:33:04 pm »
"Pull the lever, Kronk Urist."

WWUD if the elves started growing beards?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3302 on: November 16, 2012, 09:53:22 am »
"Conversion successful!"

WWUD if he was bees?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3303 on: November 16, 2012, 11:31:33 am »
Have multiple consciousnesses, because bees is plural. He would also sting all the nobles, and make honey for the fort.

WWUD If he was playing Just Cause 2?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3304 on: November 16, 2012, 11:47:17 am »
[I think I'll follow my RDC's advice and stay wrong... :P ]

Urist would died horribly as he suddenly got it in his head that the dwarven aristocracy could be overthrown.  Loyalty cascades ensue.

WWUD if he found out about the joys of Cheeze Doodlz?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3305 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:39 pm »
Urist cancels eat Plump helmet: Interrupted by Cheese Doodles.
Urist McDwarf has been stuffed.
WWUD If he decided that plump helmets tasted like crap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3306 on: November 16, 2012, 03:16:02 pm »
Eat sweet pods.

WWUD if he was a kitten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3307 on: November 16, 2012, 03:16:40 pm »
Be dropped in the dining room and explode.

WWUD if he just didn't care anymore?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3308 on: November 16, 2012, 04:39:45 pm »
Get squished by a dump truck.

wwud if he got a dump truck of elfs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3309 on: November 16, 2012, 05:39:28 pm »
"Alright, back up further... Just a bit... No, no, not that far, you'll fall in! Okay, you got it, dump 'em!"
And then a cascade of elves fall into magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3310 on: November 16, 2012, 09:03:01 pm »
Stomp the puny humans and run from the hungry Elves



WWUD if elvish religion was the true one?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3311 on: November 16, 2012, 09:12:47 pm »
burn the forest.  No forest - No Forest Force.

WWUD if telekinesis?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3312 on: November 16, 2012, 10:15:43 pm »
levitate quarters and smash them into skulls of gobies.

wwud if he was crushed by a experimental elven ODST: a special ODST designed to use creatures to brake their fall: a kitten or their target for example: if they hit the ground they simply turn into red paint.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3313 on: November 16, 2012, 10:48:57 pm »
Kill the elf for the insult.

What Would Urist McCheesemaker Do if Sheogorath was the leader of the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3314 on: November 16, 2012, 10:53:07 pm »
Actually be valued!

WWUD if she was a fisherwoman in an embark with no water?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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