Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673385 times)

Scootagoose · « **Reply #3210 on:** November 10, 2012, 11:51:54 pm »

Attempt to grab a barrel of Dwarven Wine and a prepared goat heart.

WWUD if he had to choose saving his ale or his dog from a fire?

hops · « **Reply #3211 on:** November 10, 2012, 11:52:51 pm »

@ Cassandra: Fight nobles for the amusement of a tentacle demon.
@Scootagoose: Ale. Do you even have to ask?

WWUD if Bay12'ers started migrating to her fortress.

Scootagoose · « **Reply #3212 on:** November 11, 2012, 12:53:34 am »

Be driven to melancholy due to the sadistic methods used to increase productivity

WWUD If he were given a fair trial, rather then beaten to death since he couldn't make glass items in the arctic?

hops · « **Reply #3213 on:** November 11, 2012, 01:14:14 am »

BSOD

WWUD if he was a character in the Hobbits/ Lord of the Rings.

Cassandra · « **Reply #3214 on:** November 11, 2012, 01:18:56 am »

Hate elves, kill goblins, love gold. Wait, didn't I just describe every dwarf in Middle Earth? He'll fit right in!

WWUD if all elves could shoot like Legolas?

hops · « **Reply #3215 on:** November 11, 2012, 01:22:29 am »

They still can't shoot well without a head.

WWUD if he was antidisestablishmentarianist?

Porcelain · « **Reply #3216 on:** November 11, 2012, 05:52:27 am »

he'd get confused and wall himself on the wrong side of a construction project and go mad after his socks rot away, but the fact that he hasn't died by this point proves he has vampirism, leading to the ceiling crashing down on him to put him out of his misery.

WWUD if he met Armok?

wer6 · « **Reply #3217 on:** November 11, 2012, 10:04:24 am »

he'd get drunk.

wwud if he got mugged: by a dragon that is riding a elf.

Jellycat12 · « **Reply #3218 on:** November 11, 2012, 10:05:52 am »

Burn to death.

WWUD if he was a two humped camel.

darknessofthenight · « **Reply #3219 on:** November 11, 2012, 10:35:11 am »

run around killing desert elfs
WWUD
if he was on a world without flux

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #3220 on:** November 11, 2012, 10:38:17 am »

Nothing. He can't make steel. That's it.

What would Urist do if made of flux?

pivole · « **Reply #3221 on:** November 11, 2012, 12:39:41 pm »

Be hated by his overlord, for the fact that you can't use body parts made of useful substances.

WWUD if he was in a region of haematite and marble, but on a barren island?

adasdad · « **Reply #3222 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:08:52 pm »

use the steel to make a system of pumps that drain the ocean around the barren island.

WWUD if he fell in love with a masked stranger, who removes the mask and reveals themself to be an elf?

Jellycat12 · « **Reply #3223 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:23:29 pm »

Kill it.

WWUD if he was an adopted... *drumroll*

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Lagslayer · « **Reply #3224 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:36:08 pm »

He may never know the glory of making an artifact, but he will fight with the ferocity of an honorable dwarf. He is also well liked for being able to reach the higher shelves, and being able to make use of those oversized weapons and armor from his native civilization (which the dwarves are at war with).

WWUD if the elves were selling wooden anvils?

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