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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673376 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3180 on: November 06, 2012, 06:50:29 pm »
Kill the elf, wait for the priest to leave due to disgust, and share a drink with the dwarf.

WWUD if he was a magmamancer, immune to the effects of lava and magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3181 on: November 06, 2012, 07:23:50 pm »
He'd drown.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3182 on: November 06, 2012, 07:53:20 pm »
Nothing.

WWUD if a cat cornered urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3183 on: November 06, 2012, 08:02:24 pm »
Be adopted.

WWUD if carp evolved to become sentient land walkers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3184 on: November 06, 2012, 08:38:36 pm »
Search for the "Repel Dead" spell, because this carp is clearly an ex-carp that is pining for the fjords...and brains.

WWUD in a cheese shop?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3185 on: November 06, 2012, 10:56:31 pm »
Tantrum. Throw the Cheesemaker's table at the cheesemaker, hitting him in the head and sending the severed part flying in an arc. Then come out of his tantrum, realize he just KNOCKED HIS BEST FRIEND'S HEAD OFF, walk out of the shop, Tantrum again, in the dining room, pick up a legendary platinum table, and slap Urist McKingly with it, causing him to fly off and explode in a cloud of gore. Then chase a child with the table, come to a ramp, drop the table on his own head, and explode.

WWUD if suddenly, a sea monster appeared in the well?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3186 on: November 07, 2012, 02:41:41 am »
Laugh because it is too big to get out.

Then realize with horror that all life forms in Dwarf Fortress is one-tile wide.


WWUD if multi-tile dwarves.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3187 on: November 07, 2012, 07:29:31 am »
well, considering dwarf means small, they would have to be called "" to avoid oxymorons.




WWUD if he read this forum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3188 on: November 07, 2012, 07:22:44 pm »
Dwarves don't have internet, so he wouldn't do anything.
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He would be proud of his wondrous reputation among the Bay12'ers, and get a good thought. He would then try to ruin this reputation as fast as he can, for lulz.

WWUD if he got drunk, and accidentally shaved his beard?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3189 on: November 07, 2012, 07:23:56 pm »
Urist cancels Life: Beard Misplaced.

WWUD if elves shaved their prisoner's beards?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3190 on: November 07, 2012, 07:29:16 pm »
Urist cancels drink: stopping Beard Holocaust.
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WWUD If he had a "minor" hallucination telling him that he was the son of Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3191 on: November 07, 2012, 08:29:18 pm »
See red. Lots and lots of red, on everything. Then wonder why his hands are all red, too.

WWUD if his family were locked away in a tiny room deep in the magma sea and the only way to retrieve them were to surrender his beard and his booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3192 on: November 07, 2012, 08:30:51 pm »
He would keep his beard.

WWUD if he were a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3193 on: November 07, 2012, 08:42:40 pm »
Sneeze and burn his beard off.

WWUD if his beard challenged him to a round of arm wrestling?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3194 on: November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 pm »
as a hardy dwarf he would win: but then said beard would strangle him

wwud if he was the successful offspring of a elf and a dwarf?
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