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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673360 times)

Mesa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3150 on: November 04, 2012, 02:04:30 pm »
Quote from: Jellycat12 on November 04, 2012, 01:35:51 pm
Die horribly.

WWUD if he where an elf?

Impossibru.

WWUD if he possessed Armok's powers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3151 on: November 04, 2012, 03:18:55 pm »
The elf swordsman slashes at Urist McArmok but he jumps away!

Urist McArmok points at the elf and the elf explodes!

Urist McArmok picks up the rope reed fiber sock.

WWUD If COD: Black Ops?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3152 on: November 04, 2012, 03:49:42 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on November 04, 2012, 03:18:55 pm
The elf swordsman slashes at Urist McArmok but he jumps away!

Urist McArmok points at the elf and the elf explodes!

Urist McArmok picks up the rope reed fiber sock.

WWUD If COD: Black Ops?

Battlefield 4.

WWUD if he was swallowed by giant sperm whale?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3153 on: November 04, 2012, 05:51:00 pm »
Die horribly.

WWUD if assaulted by ghosts of his family?
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Jellycat12

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3154 on: November 04, 2012, 05:59:56 pm »
Commit suicide and help the ghosts haunt the rest of his family.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3155 on: November 04, 2012, 07:51:59 pm »
Starve to death because the overseer hasn't bothered to pasture him

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3156 on: November 05, 2012, 04:32:47 am »
"YOU DERM CULTSITS GME MAH LEWNGNOMWES BACK!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3157 on: November 05, 2012, 08:34:56 am »
Use his beard to grab his axe.  Hilarity ensues.

WWUD is he was tied up with beard fiber and his beard was taped to his chest?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3158 on: November 05, 2012, 04:57:28 pm »
flip. his beard is now his body, and his body is now is beard.


WWUD if he didn't expect this kind of elven inquisition?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3159 on: November 05, 2012, 05:02:37 pm »
Be punished for not being thurough in his supposed eradication of elves.

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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3160 on: November 05, 2012, 05:12:33 pm »
Slaughter them anyways. Unexpected elves are still just elves. Ninja'd.
Drink until there are 0 sentient lifeforms.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3161 on: November 05, 2012, 05:31:36 pm »
Dig deeper

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3162 on: November 05, 2012, 05:32:49 pm »
Dig deeper.

WWUD if he were in NetHack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3163 on: November 05, 2012, 05:45:31 pm »
Dwarves are smaller than humans or elves, but are stocky and solid individuals. Dwarves' most notable trait is their great expertise in mining and metalwork. Dwarvish armor is said to be second in quality not even to the mithril armor of the Elves.
- A Guide to the Mazes of Menace (Guidebook for NetHack) Eric S. Raymond (Extensively edited and expanded for 3.4)

Urist would be an .. an individual.. Not a segment of a hivemind hooked up to an overseer.. My head hurts thinking about it.


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Quote from: Ultimuh on October 30, 2012, 02:02:43 pm
Just tell her that you were merely doing what the voices in your head were telling you to do.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3164 on: November 05, 2012, 06:35:44 pm »
Quote from: Burnup on November 05, 2012, 05:45:31 pm
WWUD about an alcohol prohibition?
become sad,

WWUD if sadness had no effect?
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