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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673330 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3105 on: November 01, 2012, 05:47:44 am »
Smash his magma made masterwork slade banjo then proceed to play it.

wwud if he was kobold?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3106 on: November 02, 2012, 02:28:47 am »
Be used in my kobold camp fort to mark where my minecarts are derailing. Good news! The doctor is up to novice level!

What would Urist McDoctor do if he walked into the hospital for the first time in a year (that was one long party), and was greeted by 12 very unhappy ghosts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3107 on: November 02, 2012, 05:26:05 am »
go right back to partying.

wwud if boatmurdered was reclaimed
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3108 on: November 02, 2012, 06:19:56 am »
create a new weapon: a slade banjo to murder the destroyer.

wwud if he saw a elf holding hands with a dwarf? ((cant think of anything to day at 5 clock))
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3109 on: November 02, 2012, 06:21:56 am »
Slaughter the elf, then chop off the dwarf's arm to keep the infection from spreading.

WWUD if were-elf apocalypse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3110 on: November 02, 2012, 06:24:25 am »
urist whould party party like it was a full moon.

wwud if he saw a elf drinking more barrels of sunshine then he has in his entire life!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3111 on: November 02, 2012, 07:03:16 am »
1. Kill elf
2.Drink sunshine barrels
3. ? ? ?
4.Profit!

WWUD if he was feeling a bit sick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3112 on: November 02, 2012, 10:44:48 am »
Run to the hospital requesting diagnosis, suturing, dressing, a crutch, and a splint.

What would Urist do if the Boatmurdered reclaim was a success?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3113 on: November 02, 2012, 10:54:23 am »
Use a sock on a stick to make an anti-butterfly swat team.
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WWUD if DF became a multiplayer game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3114 on: November 02, 2012, 02:02:28 pm »
hack it so he has in adventure mod admo clad every thing: ability to breath fire and necro secrets. and a slade mace and 10 admo shields. also a crossbow that shoots 7 mill urist  hot bolts fo death adn if nescacary a admo great sword.

wwud if he elf'd
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3115 on: November 02, 2012, 02:12:07 pm »
Uuuuh... Hang on, let me get my translator for the above... Ahem.

To elf: A verb that can replace a certain other word in dwarven society, in regards to trees. Usage: 'Well, he really elfed that tree. Time for magma.' OR 'Well, he really elfed that goblin up. Cannibalism is a capital crime, you know...' Or even 'What the elf?'

Therefore, Urist just did something really nasty to a tree, and he would be doused in magma.

What would Urist ACTUALLY do in a Multiplayer Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3116 on: November 02, 2012, 02:15:32 pm »
 realize he is in a simulation: get moody and build a computer then play dwarf fortress with his buddy's on the bay 12 forum and he gos on the world he is in and then builds a shrine around himself.

wwud if he was being hugged by a elf calling him " cute furry digger"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3117 on: November 02, 2012, 02:16:58 pm »
"Oh Armok, I've just been ELFED!"

He would then proceed to kill the elf, and dive into the nearest Elf Cleansing Pool of Fire.

WWUD if thermonuclear catsplosions could be weaponized?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3118 on: November 02, 2012, 02:23:21 pm »
proceed to fell mood and then "collect" the dwarf who came up with  of it: and then make the object used for the weapon.

wwud if he was shanked by a kobold.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3119 on: November 02, 2012, 03:06:04 pm »
Farmville.  Lots of Farmville.

What Dance Would Urist Do if he had to design a war dance/chant?
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